The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14028. | Nalyd (nothisisdylan) | 81.58 | 96% | 2021-06-14 |
| 14029. | Antonin (antonindvorak9) | 81.58 | 98% | 2020-05-13 |
| 14030. | 911 (domeier) | 81.58 | 93% | 2012-03-11 |
| 14031. | DANIEL (dizo) | 81.58 | 98% | 2017-10-04 |
| 14032. | User (nxzrk) | 81.57 | 98% | 2025-05-12 |
| 14033. | Guillaine (admires) | 81.57 | 96% | 2014-11-02 |
| 14034. | Brett (zephron) | 81.57 | 89% | 2013-09-11 |
| 14035. | stonequeen (stonequeen) | 81.57 | 99% | 2024-09-26 |
| 14036. | squidite (squidite) | 81.57 | 95.4% | 2024-06-02 |
| 14037. | CRYSTAL (crystalstash) | 81.57 | 96% | 2024-09-13 |
| 14038. | teenus (teenus123) | 81.57 | 96% | 2021-08-12 |
| 14039. | Cruci999 (dumb_nigerian) | 81.57 | 97.4% | 2023-11-19 |
| 14040. | Mr. (shreybob) | 81.57 | 97% | 2021-02-11 |
| 14041. | Leon (leon22) | 81.57 | 96.3% | 2024-05-16 |
| 14042. | Vin (shadowage) | 81.57 | 96% | 2020-05-20 |
| 14043. | Mrs Robinson (mrs_robinson123) | 81.57 | 95% | 2016-12-19 |
| 14044. | Maxwell (mwrona) | 81.56 | 97% | 2012-07-24 |
| 14045. | chloe (derpfacedan) | 81.56 | 96% | 2016-03-05 |
| 14046. | Leomander (saejune04) | 81.56 | 96% | 2017-10-12 |
| 14047. | Renson (renson1) | 81.56 | 97% | 2020-04-06 |
| 14048. | ellebelle55555 (ellebelle55... | 81.56 | 98% | 2023-07-28 |
| 14049. | Ahnaf (stallion1145) | 81.56 | 98% | 2024-07-08 |
| 14050. | Suhas (suhaskurup) | 81.56 | 98% | 2020-06-19 |
| 14051. | paperctrlx (paperctrlx) | 81.55 | 97.2% | 2024-12-19 |
| 14052. | patlerds (patlerds) | 81.55 | 96.4% | 2024-10-29 |
| 14053. | Sharan (spellsharp) | 81.55 | 96.9% | 2025-01-07 |
| 14054. | andrik (andrikrendon) | 81.55 | 98.3% | 2023-11-21 |
| 14055. | Hazel (hazel_caramel) | 81.55 | 99% | 2024-10-22 |
| 14056. | Samuel (monxii) | 81.55 | 97% | 2024-06-27 |
| 14057. | Kinfi4 (kinfi4) | 81.55 | 96% | 2022-10-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |