As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1349. | Zachary (zkkaluza) | 119.25 | 99% | 2016-02-14 |
| 1350. | Kinesis (kinesis_quake) | 119.24 | 99% | 2021-11-20 |
| 1351. | juen (thrids) | 119.24 | 98% | 2017-09-15 |
| 1352. | et (edcolemak) | 119.22 | 99% | 2021-09-27 |
| 1353. | Cal (cal_on_colemak) | 119.20 | 98% | 2022-05-31 |
| 1354. | (ashish_antil248) | 119.19 | 97.4% | 2025-01-16 |
| 1355. | π΅πππππ¦π¦... | 119.19 | 98% | 2022-06-08 |
| 1356. | Ms (maiviolin) | 119.18 | 94% | 2016-05-06 |
| 1357. | Anthony (petruccius) | 119.17 | 99% | 2016-04-04 |
| 1358. | Kevin (kwang3704) | 119.16 | 98% | 2021-03-18 |
| 1359. | Jp (gamr_jph) | 119.15 | 99.3% | 2024-06-10 |
| 1360. | racercar (noraeintotre) | 119.14 | 94% | 2016-10-05 |
| 1361. | I like ramen (ramennoodless) | 119.12 | 98.9% | 2025-02-20 |
| 1362. | shy (xpala) | 119.12 | 98% | 2020-01-28 |
| 1363. | Devon (colemak_is_fun) | 119.09 | 99% | 2018-11-13 |
| 1364. | eric (supercire) | 119.08 | 98% | 2023-01-18 |
| 1365. | mwizard (mwizard) | 119.07 | 99% | 2022-01-21 |
| 1366. | Andre (apazzolini) | 119.04 | 99% | 2018-10-26 |
| 1367. | hfour (hfour) | 119.04 | 99% | 2021-01-04 |
| 1368. | γ°γ«γγΌγtired goodby... | 119.02 | 98% | 2023-05-19 |
| 1369. | senok (itskones) | 119.02 | 97% | 2023-09-12 |
| 1370. | VLOL (vlol) | 119.01 | 98% | 2022-09-29 |
| 1371. | TvDM (lovelyscream) | 119.00 | 97% | 2022-03-26 |
| 1372. | KoKo (karlibell22) | 119.00 | 99% | 2016-02-07 |
| 1373. | Masaki (hyron) | 119.00 | 95% | 2016-08-10 |
| 1374. | triet96 (triet96) | 118.98 | 99% | 2022-11-28 |
| 1375. | Zach (pattzach2) | 118.98 | 98.7% | 2025-01-19 |
| 1376. | Albacus (albacus) | 118.97 | 98% | 2017-02-22 |
| 1377. | ββyosefxlr8 (vaniix_) | 118.96 | 99% | 2023-01-01 |
| 1378. | God is Love (kjb3) | 118.96 | 94% | 2017-02-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| α Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |