You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2018. | Raz (adashi) | 73.36 | 99% | 2019-03-29 |
| 2019. | Aniket (theaniketdas) | 73.33 | 95% | 2020-12-12 |
| 2020. | J (irocamora) | 73.33 | 98% | 2020-09-02 |
| 2021. | Abbey (abbey240901) | 73.33 | 98% | 2020-03-12 |
| 2022. | Sean (seanchua) | 73.31 | 95% | 2018-10-04 |
| 2023. | Ugnius (popcorn325) | 73.30 | 96% | 2020-10-29 |
| 2024. | Steve (stevenmnnguyen) | 73.27 | 97% | 2018-09-09 |
| 2025. | qwerty (strongly_typed_qwerty) | 73.23 | 97% | 2020-08-26 |
| 2026. | BRUH (rabonh) | 73.23 | 96% | 2018-08-01 |
| 2027. | SelleHalt (sellehalt) | 73.20 | 98% | 2018-07-20 |
| 2028. | Rahil (rahilu14) | 73.18 | 94% | 2018-04-29 |
| 2029. | name (anson001) | 73.12 | 96% | 2020-10-16 |
| 2030. | Garrett (wgjbv) | 73.08 | 96% | 2018-11-24 |
| 2031. | Tyler (muslim_platypus) | 73.08 | 97% | 2018-11-01 |
| 2032. | Urgency (urgency) | 73.08 | 96% | 2019-01-11 |
| 2033. | Jyotirmoy (jyotirmoy_halder) | 73.05 | 97% | 2020-11-27 |
| 2034. | Ali (murad_shah) | 73.04 | 98% | 2020-11-20 |
| 2035. | Jovan (zer0neon) | 73.00 | 96% | 2020-10-21 |
| 2036. | Rocco (hnicrocconator) | 73.00 | 96% | 2019-01-18 |
| 2037. | Sun (sunflower61) | 72.99 | 96% | 2020-04-06 |
| 2038. | Joshuasdf (qwertoid) | 72.94 | 97% | 2020-12-06 |
| 2039. | Samad (dr_drakonix) | 72.93 | 96% | 2019-03-22 |
| 2040. | Apex (cyrion6) | 72.89 | 97% | 2018-04-22 |
| 2041. | Emre (angelofaxe) | 72.88 | 97% | 2018-02-17 |
| 2042. | arman_ferdous (arman_ferdous) | 72.85 | 96% | 2020-07-17 |
| 2043. | Chris (big_z) | 72.85 | 98% | 2019-09-01 |
| 2044. | Yuanji Hu (kurandge) | 72.84 | 99% | 2018-06-11 |
| 2045. | Ben (breakmystride) | 72.80 | 93% | 2020-02-04 |
| 2046. | Usman (omig) | 72.80 | 98% | 2020-01-17 |
| 2047. | Is there a self? (deckard_4) | 72.79 | 95% | 2020-03-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,032 | 97.79 | December 11, 2017 |
| New English Texts | 3 | 109.26 | November 22, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
| Video Games | 2 | 92.69 | November 23, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |