With age comes insecurity, embarrassment, and tragedy, increasing fear of growing old and lonely. I said I'd put on my dancing shoes but I've got two left feet and no good moves and the pretty girls found cooler kids than me. So I sat and waited patiently until the day I'd finally be asked, but it never came.
—from Everybody's Dancing and I Want to Die, a song by Deaf Havana
Active since August 31, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1983. | Bean (beanervibez) | 114.77 | 99% | 2022-04-05 |
| 1984. | Ethan (ethan17458) | 114.76 | 99% | 2020-09-07 |
| 1985. | Akshay (aksseet) | 114.76 | 99% | 2019-03-20 |
| 1986. | Lena (leenuh) | 114.75 | 98% | 2019-12-09 |
| 1987. | CAPSLOCKED (zenith042) | 114.74 | 89% | 2016-10-13 |
| 1988. | alex (alexnonquit) | 114.73 | 93% | 2017-02-26 |
| 1989. | Ben (happy_typist) | 114.72 | 99% | 2025-06-02 |
| 1990. | Gabe (dyrozang) | 114.72 | 99.1% | 2024-03-01 |
| 1991. | Hoopty (phantommonk) | 114.71 | 98% | 2016-09-14 |
| 1992. | Mei (pyromei) | 114.70 | 98% | 2016-09-01 |
| 1993. | Doiv (doiv23) | 114.68 | 99% | 2021-12-01 |
| 1994. | [SCC] Ignis (ignis_sphaera) | 114.68 | 99% | 2021-09-25 |
| 1995. | Lőrinc (mbalazs) | 114.68 | 99% | 2020-06-03 |
| 1996. | Ditto (dittochang) | 114.67 | 99% | 2019-02-11 |
| 1997. | Alex (alexhchu) | 114.67 | 99% | 2022-04-26 |
| 1998. | Steven (stedeb) | 114.64 | 97% | 2022-06-03 |
| 1999. | MunkyChunk (munkychunk6) | 114.63 | 98% | 2019-04-13 |
| 2000. | (svary) | 114.63 | 97.2% | 2024-10-21 |
| 2001. | Noah (irondragonian) | 114.63 | 99% | 2021-04-13 |
| 2002. | Cameron (raptinge) | 114.63 | 97% | 2018-03-17 |
| 2003. | Bög (thebiggay271) | 114.63 | 98% | 2020-11-09 |
| 2004. | Lewis (znake) | 114.59 | 97% | 2019-11-11 |
| 2005. | Jay (jayser6) | 114.56 | 97% | 2023-06-21 |
| 2006. | (zesty11) | 114.56 | 98% | 2022-12-04 |
| 2007. | p1e (jackholly) | 114.55 | 98% | 2019-03-19 |
| 2008. | rob (dydtaylor) | 114.54 | 98% | 2022-01-28 |
| 2009. | jolly_joshy (jjyuan) | 114.52 | 99% | 2017-02-14 |
| 2010. | HJPUK (hjpuk) | 114.51 | 99% | 2025-06-02 |
| 2011. | waloogy (waloogy) | 114.50 | 97.9% | 2024-12-29 |
| 2012. | TheyGotAlex (harshbarger.a@... | 114.50 | 96% | 2020-06-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 41,873 | 83.42 | August 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 53 | 101.45 | January 9, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 93.16 | May 3, 2021 |
| New English Texts | 2 | 97.97 | May 24, 2022 |