As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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11304. | rayner harold (raynerhmc) | 80.77 | 99% | 2018-10-18 |
11305. | Zubin (zkim9546) | 80.76 | 93% | 2016-04-04 |
11306. | Ged (quirty890) | 80.76 | 97% | 2022-02-11 |
11307. | sai (smuna13) | 80.76 | 98% | 2022-11-09 |
11308. | Lazaro (mrlazlo15) | 80.76 | 98% | 2022-09-06 |
11309. | Kristine (skeetracer) | 80.75 | 97% | 2023-02-02 |
11310. | Jebediahthecooker (jebediah... | 80.75 | 98% | 2023-10-11 |
11311. | Tom (mbappe_07) | 80.75 | 99.1% | 2023-10-09 |
11312. | Russ (jrmtrumpet) | 80.75 | 96.5% | 2025-01-13 |
11313. | Valentina (genericwhitemale) | 80.75 | 97% | 2022-02-07 |
11314. | Tanzir (tanzir5) | 80.75 | 98% | 2018-12-27 |
11315. | Lucas (spleut) | 80.74 | 97% | 2020-10-17 |
11316. | Joshua (wrycat) | 80.74 | 97.7% | 2024-02-12 |
11317. | Rikki (rikki_leo) | 80.74 | 96% | 2022-08-24 |
11318. | Flare_nd (flare_nd) | 80.74 | 98% | 2022-01-17 |
11319. | I_like_Billie_Eilish (agiun... | 80.74 | 97.6% | 2024-10-28 |
11320. | Joshua (munchfumble) | 80.73 | 98% | 2023-07-12 |
11321. | sigit (licardi) | 80.73 | 97% | 2022-10-09 |
11322. | theepicracer99 (theepicrace... | 80.73 | 96.5% | 2024-09-08 |
11323. | Fredrik (fredrikvorpenes) | 80.73 | 96% | 2022-11-22 |
11324. | yt.com @breadnjoos (gyringr... | 80.73 | 98% | 2022-12-24 |
11325. | typerinfection (z4k1n470r) | 80.73 | 96% | 2022-06-16 |
11326. | 👺 (confiscar) | 80.73 | 97% | 2021-04-04 |
11327. | Bone (bonepriest) | 80.73 | 97% | 2021-11-30 |
11328. | Guest (train9013c) | 80.72 | 97% | 2022-05-10 |
11329. | epic (epicrako) | 80.72 | 97% | 2021-03-06 |
11330. | DEREK (drkch) | 80.71 | 98% | 2023-01-12 |
11331. | kazuma (kazuma1605) | 80.71 | 97.6% | 2023-09-28 |
11332. | Joshua (jkm711) | 80.71 | 98% | 2022-09-01 |
11333. | covidgotmehere (covidgotmeh... | 80.71 | 97% | 2021-03-14 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |