Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4053. | Alexander (anfauglit) | 62.87 | 98% | 2018-02-05 |
| 4054. | Daaaave (daferret83) | 62.86 | 97% | 2020-08-22 |
| 4055. | 🎃 (igorslow) | 62.85 | 96% | 2020-12-07 |
| 4056. | Alex (alexklaus) | 62.85 | 97% | 2019-04-17 |
| 4057. | Manish (manishmalaviya) | 62.85 | 99% | 2018-04-04 |
| 4058. | Typing Man (klassyg) | 62.84 | 97% | 2018-03-07 |
| 4059. | Natalie (dolphinbunny359) | 62.84 | 95% | 2019-12-09 |
| 4060. | Shukhrat (shux121995) | 62.84 | 97% | 2021-08-21 |
| 4061. | Luis (luisfentanes) | 62.84 | 97% | 2019-04-18 |
| 4062. | Trisha (trishaleirer) | 62.83 | 98% | 2019-12-06 |
| 4063. | Lior (lior8413) | 62.82 | 95% | 2019-12-24 |
| 4064. | Adam (adam2002) | 62.82 | 95% | 2020-09-28 |
| 4065. | Dino (_dino_) | 62.82 | 99% | 2018-03-16 |
| 4066. | Jakub (prism1349) | 62.81 | 95% | 2017-12-12 |
| 4067. | Nairwick (nairwick) | 62.79 | 96% | 2021-08-14 |
| 4068. | Jordan (jordjordjord) | 62.79 | 94% | 2019-07-19 |
| 4069. | Kriss (kriss5a) | 62.78 | 96% | 2018-02-20 |
| 4070. | Muhammad (muhammadshahid) | 62.78 | 96% | 2018-06-21 |
| 4071. | marko (kerobob) | 62.77 | 96% | 2017-10-09 |
| 4072. | Kenji (cibmol) | 62.77 | 97% | 2018-03-28 |
| 4073. | T (omega5002) | 62.77 | 96% | 2019-08-15 |
| 4074. | Anna (chloriceel) | 62.76 | 96% | 2017-12-13 |
| 4075. | unstableninja (unstableninja) | 62.75 | 96% | 2019-12-12 |
| 4076. | Grag (rob3r) | 62.75 | 95% | 2018-08-01 |
| 4077. | K (typecarry) | 62.74 | 96% | 2020-04-21 |
| 4078. | Seth (ey_eff_key) | 62.74 | 96% | 2018-05-03 |
| 4079. | tstats[borzoian40] (borzoia... | 62.73 | 98% | 2020-11-04 |
| 4080. | Pink Mutt (frugalmussel) | 62.73 | 97% | 2020-03-08 |
| 4081. | Valentino (pugaccino) | 62.72 | 96% | 2020-07-17 |
| 4082. | Rusty (saddled) | 62.72 | 96% | 2020-11-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |