Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4201. | zefanya24k (zefanya24k) | 67.30 | 94% | 2020-05-30 |
| 4202. | Andrew (lomumbas) | 67.29 | 96% | 2020-05-22 |
| 4203. | BIll (tangyuha) | 67.29 | 95% | 2019-11-18 |
| 4204. | Jaemeriiaa (jaemeriiaa) | 67.28 | 97% | 2019-02-01 |
| 4205. | cj (mp7maniac) | 67.26 | 96% | 2017-06-28 |
| 4206. | Son (chaeyoung) | 67.25 | 96% | 2018-02-02 |
| 4207. | Karimk (mkarim2) | 67.25 | 97% | 2019-09-05 |
| 4208. | Red (redsauce) | 67.23 | 95% | 2020-05-03 |
| 4209. | derpz (realderpz) | 67.22 | 94% | 2019-02-20 |
| 4210. | orliksixteen (orliksixteen) | 67.20 | 98% | 2018-05-24 |
| 4211. | Ashish (ashi1198) | 67.20 | 97% | 2019-06-05 |
| 4212. | MarShesh (marshesh) | 67.20 | 97% | 2018-05-28 |
| 4213. | ferdinand (fedu) | 67.19 | 94% | 2018-01-28 |
| 4214. | Num (numnub) | 67.18 | 94% | 2018-04-20 |
| 4215. | Max (chocolatepuma) | 67.17 | 97% | 2017-08-14 |
| 4216. | Evandp (evandp1999) | 67.17 | 95% | 2018-03-06 |
| 4217. | Mike (mike1835) | 67.14 | 96% | 2020-12-13 |
| 4218. | Muhammad (muhammadshahid) | 67.14 | 97% | 2018-09-29 |
| 4219. | Tsuguto (tkogamer) | 67.13 | 96% | 2019-10-18 |
| 4220. | AaTANKwadi (aatankwadi) | 67.12 | 98% | 2020-03-25 |
| 4221. | Aldy (h3ogreat) | 67.12 | 94% | 2018-04-14 |
| 4222. | Arman (148038) | 67.10 | 96% | 2019-10-02 |
| 4223. | lilinfang (hk_l) | 67.09 | 97% | 2020-04-23 |
| 4224. | Didar (didar860) | 67.09 | 97% | 2018-09-21 |
| 4225. | Justin (bkflay) | 67.08 | 93% | 2018-11-10 |
| 4226. | Zachary (showmanthemoney) | 67.07 | 97% | 2020-07-13 |
| 4227. | Aleks (aleks8) | 67.07 | 97% | 2019-10-13 |
| 4228. | Anton (arbfm) | 67.07 | 95% | 2017-08-09 |
| 4229. | James (jamesablack) | 67.05 | 97% | 2019-03-23 |
| 4230. | Ramses (boinkey) | 67.04 | 95% | 2020-12-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |