You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2291. | veganbtw (plantpowered) | 63.42 | 96% | 2019-04-15 |
| 2292. | Muji (mujisu) | 63.39 | 97% | 2018-03-26 |
| 2293. | noize (noizemaker) | 63.38 | 95% | 2018-08-09 |
| 2294. | Ricel (ricel) | 63.37 | 94% | 2018-12-10 |
| 2295. | Lonesome (lonesome13) | 63.32 | 95% | 2017-12-19 |
| 2296. | Jonathan (jonathan392) | 62.91 | 96% | 2018-04-04 |
| 2297. | ꧁༒☬刀Ξ℣ł₦ ☬... | 62.91 | 95% | 2020-11-21 |
| 2298. | Allanbow (allanbow) | 62.89 | 97% | 2018-09-03 |
| 2299. | (you) (user_phil) | 62.78 | 97% | 2019-02-04 |
| 2300. | Kelli (kellil08) | 62.75 | 98% | 2018-12-27 |
| 2301. | Konrad (smoedi) | 62.70 | 95% | 2019-11-23 |
| 2302. | Mookk (junshimada) | 62.68 | 92% | 2019-03-19 |
| 2303. | Dean (mtgapless) | 62.59 | 95.1% | 2023-11-10 |
| 2304. | shaun (shaunbot_123) | 62.55 | 98% | 2020-11-21 |
| 2305. | Jimi (jimi_io) | 62.45 | 96% | 2020-10-23 |
| 2306. | Tyler (comeaux) | 62.44 | 95% | 2018-01-15 |
| 2307. | Muhammad (muhammadshahid) | 62.31 | 96% | 2018-05-19 |
| 2308. | jay (jay1212) | 62.22 | 96% | 2019-02-04 |
| 2309. | Matt (gimmethekeys) | 61.99 | 95% | 2019-12-01 |
| 2310. | arthas (arthas_) | 61.93 | 95% | 2018-10-04 |
| 2311. | Vitalya (recklesss) | 61.87 | 95% | 2020-11-24 |
| 2312. | 🏍🚀Boss🚀✈ (racerb... | 61.75 | 96% | 2019-10-02 |
| 2313. | Satnam 😃 (satnam9781) | 61.54 | 96% | 2019-12-30 |
| 2314. | Drew (am350809) | 61.33 | 97% | 2018-04-04 |
| 2315. | Spencer (jraulston) | 61.22 | 94% | 2019-02-14 |
| 2316. | Basel (baselb) | 61.11 | 95% | 2019-01-29 |
| 2317. | Ivan (wankata123) | 61.07 | 95% | 2018-03-24 |
| 2318. | mfkr (mfkrbo) | 61.06 | 95% | 2019-01-26 |
| 2319. | Viacheslav (krevetko) | 60.91 | 96% | 2020-01-13 |
| 2320. | Omar (decapod) | 60.91 | 97% | 2018-05-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,032 | 97.79 | December 11, 2017 |
| New English Texts | 3 | 109.26 | November 22, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
| Video Games | 2 | 92.69 | November 23, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |