Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4976. | Choon (mr_krab) | 54.15 | 95% | 2020-08-23 |
| 4977. | Johanesic (johanesic) | 54.14 | 95% | 2020-10-19 |
| 4978. | pelfra_colemak (pelfra_cole... | 54.14 | 97% | 2017-09-06 |
| 4979. | angry (angryfingers) | 54.13 | 96% | 2021-08-18 |
| 4980. | Ziyan (humani) | 54.13 | 97% | 2018-03-16 |
| 4981. | Cassandra (crimsonoblivion) | 54.10 | 94% | 2017-09-22 |
| 4982. | Ashveck (ashveck) | 54.09 | 96% | 2020-03-09 |
| 4983. | Dial (dial) | 54.08 | 96% | 2019-03-29 |
| 4984. | jimmy (jimmyfreeman) | 54.08 | 94% | 2018-09-02 |
| 4985. | Travis (drather) | 54.06 | 97% | 2018-02-09 |
| 4986. | Allen (jetscorch) | 54.05 | 91% | 2020-10-13 |
| 4987. | Akuma (akumaayush) | 54.05 | 94% | 2021-07-30 |
| 4988. | Minh (votinh1210) | 54.05 | 97% | 2018-03-31 |
| 4989. | Leonardo (lstd) | 54.04 | 96% | 2017-09-22 |
| 4990. | OWAS (owais_typist) | 54.03 | 95% | 2020-06-28 |
| 4991. | appropriate nicknames pls (... | 54.02 | 93% | 2018-03-08 |
| 4992. | Mubashar (mubashar_javed) | 53.99 | 96% | 2020-03-27 |
| 4993. | Eumir (rimuee) | 53.99 | 94% | 2020-04-09 |
| 4994. | salman (salmanal) | 53.99 | 95% | 2018-01-29 |
| 4995. | Hatcheco (hatcheco) | 53.98 | 93% | 2021-08-16 |
| 4996. | Derek (yellow_man) | 53.97 | 95% | 2019-03-27 |
| 4997. | nazmush (nazmushsayadat) | 53.95 | 97% | 2020-07-07 |
| 4998. | vishi (vishisaxena) | 53.95 | 98% | 2017-10-15 |
| 4999. | Alex (alexoncolemak) | 53.94 | 95% | 2018-01-23 |
| 5000. | Nick (n2i3c4k5) | 53.92 | 96% | 2018-04-20 |
| 5001. | Asif (asif04) | 53.88 | 96% | 2019-02-02 |
| 5002. | maxims777 (maxims777) | 53.87 | 97% | 2019-07-29 |
| 5003. | Miguel (jalb) | 53.86 | 97% | 2020-04-30 |
| 5004. | Rezaul (vuzinga) | 53.86 | 98% | 2020-12-16 |
| 5005. | Antoine (sonnenschein) | 53.86 | 97% | 2020-09-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |