Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1397. | variance (variance) | 118.52 | — | 2009-01-29 |
| 1398. | Hayne (wafflemanluke) | 118.51 | 97% | 2020-11-07 |
| 1399. | Andrew (andrew2014) | 118.51 | 95% | 2014-09-17 |
| 1400. | Kelly (rowe33) | 118.50 | — | 2008-12-23 |
| 1401. | tipsyPLC (tipsyplc) | 118.49 | 99% | 2023-04-01 |
| 1402. | Hyung (ohsopro) | 118.48 | 97% | 2011-08-23 |
| 1403. | TvDM (lovelyscream) | 118.44 | 97% | 2016-06-23 |
| 1404. | Darren (fubrub) | 118.43 | 96% | 2013-10-26 |
| 1405. | Steve (haxmatix) | 118.43 | 99% | 2016-04-15 |
| 1406. | V (vbtb) | 118.43 | — | 2010-09-08 |
| 1407. | Memori (itsmemori) | 118.42 | 95% | 2013-01-28 |
| 1408. | Alexander (need4speed402) | 118.40 | 98.1% | 2023-05-27 |
| 1409. | Cat Milker (boomermilk) | 118.39 | 96% | 2011-12-10 |
| 1410. | Thundering (electricbiscuit) | 118.37 | 99% | 2022-10-23 |
| 1411. | Phire (phire) | 118.37 | — | 2009-02-06 |
| 1412. | Polaris (ventus123) | 118.36 | 97% | 2012-08-10 |
| 1413. | (lwycsrc) | 118.35 | 99% | 2022-05-14 |
| 1414. | umad? #yoloswag (yariyari) | 118.35 | 99% | 2012-12-12 |
| 1415. | msun641 (msun641) | 118.35 | — | 2011-04-14 |
| 1416. | Adam (adamgb) | 118.35 | 91% | 2014-09-10 |
| 1417. | (floofyaltaria) | 118.34 | 98% | 2021-08-13 |
| 1418. | Jiahui (jumban) | 118.34 | 96% | 2013-12-13 |
| 1419. | Liam (liam414) | 118.32 | — | 2010-05-21 |
| 1420. | armeen (aytoozee) | 118.32 | 95% | 2012-10-05 |
| 1421. | Iron man (nightwolfdd) | 118.31 | 99% | 2021-05-18 |
| 1422. | mr. (mistera) | 118.30 | — | 2010-05-14 |
| 1423. | Jackie (jackiiexl0v3) | 118.30 | 96% | 2014-03-27 |
| 1424. | pmcats (marupiter) | 118.29 | 99% | 2013-01-24 |
| 1425. | Kevin (kkaland) | 118.29 | 98% | 2013-06-01 |
| 1426. | Craig (tezareth) | 118.29 | — | 2010-10-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |