The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10707. | vigenere (vigenere36) | 86.94 | 93% | 2014-01-20 |
| 10708. | Ramses (boinkey) | 86.94 | 96.9% | 2025-01-09 |
| 10709. | Naman (naman1601) | 86.94 | 96% | 2021-12-24 |
| 10710. | Martin (watchieboy) | 86.94 | 97% | 2022-08-06 |
| 10711. | Reigen (freebies25) | 86.94 | 97% | 2023-01-19 |
| 10712. | Vinay (mad_max1993) | 86.94 | 96% | 2016-03-30 |
| 10713. | lordvj (lordvj) | 86.94 | 93% | 2012-03-23 |
| 10714. | Masters of King of the Hill... | 86.94 | 99% | 2011-06-29 |
| 10715. | TheLegend27 (jethro2003) | 86.93 | 98% | 2021-10-20 |
| 10716. | kodzy (kodzy) | 86.93 | 96% | 2021-02-04 |
| 10717. | Corey (genie336) | 86.93 | 97.5% | 2023-12-08 |
| 10718. | Heisenberg (heisenberg11119) | 86.92 | 97% | 2025-05-24 |
| 10719. | mekkitymek (mekkitymek) | 86.92 | 97% | 2024-03-08 |
| 10720. | God (jpaul100) | 86.92 | 98% | 2022-07-07 |
| 10721. | Leon (squarerootbagels) | 86.92 | 96% | 2015-12-08 |
| 10722. | Andrea (andrea16z) | 86.92 | 95% | 2011-07-06 |
| 10723. | earlygrey (earlygrey) | 86.91 | 97% | 2024-05-18 |
| 10724. | z (zeebeee) | 86.91 | 97% | 2024-09-02 |
| 10725. | Warren (rabbitwarren) | 86.91 | 97% | 2025-07-26 |
| 10726. | miso soup (z0uppa) | 86.91 | 98% | 2024-03-01 |
| 10727. | me (mstll) | 86.91 | 98% | 2021-12-16 |
| 10728. | Charles (bigboyrick) | 86.91 | 98% | 2023-03-09 |
| 10729. | Genesis (buasch) | 86.91 | 97% | 2018-09-30 |
| 10730. | tinkureddy (tinkureddy) | 86.90 | 97% | 2012-08-30 |
| 10731. | todd neal (toddnealfastcar) | 86.90 | 98% | 2024-02-08 |
| 10732. | badplayer (idk213) | 86.90 | 95% | 2021-09-30 |
| 10733. | Raizen (raizou) | 86.90 | 96% | 2013-09-25 |
| 10734. | Matt (highflyer2234) | 86.90 | — | 2010-07-06 |
| 10735. | Mohammad Amin (alexmercer2) | 86.90 | 92% | 2014-11-26 |
| 10736. | mo (ceiba) | 86.89 | 99% | 2016-04-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |