The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32995. | Long (rasvasormet) | 59.96 | 97% | 2020-11-18 |
| 32996. | Rudra (ryder_on_the_storm) | 59.96 | 97% | 2020-02-21 |
| 32997. | lethalpanda (mindbreaker32) | 59.96 | 94% | 2017-01-03 |
| 32998. | Niklas (neoon) | 59.95 | 96% | 2021-05-07 |
| 32999. | Hayden (drippynips) | 59.95 | 96% | 2024-12-04 |
| 33000. | sam (mean_bean) | 59.95 | 98% | 2024-11-15 |
| 33001. | Bear (bearhandz) | 59.95 | 94.9% | 2024-08-14 |
| 33002. | Byrestinpeace (byrestinpeace) | 59.95 | 94% | 2021-09-08 |
| 33003. | Samir (wickedl4ndo) | 59.95 | 95% | 2022-01-05 |
| 33004. | Davis (skankfunk) | 59.95 | 92% | 2013-04-14 |
| 33005. | infinitus (infinitusone) | 59.95 | — | 2011-04-12 |
| 33006. | AST (emper0rr) | 59.95 | 95% | 2012-08-14 |
| 33007. | jing ro (jingrou) | 59.94 | 95.2% | 2025-05-15 |
| 33008. | Hoovie (hoovie) | 59.94 | 98% | 2025-03-08 |
| 33009. | ahmad (ahmad0002) | 59.94 | 96.7% | 2024-04-08 |
| 33010. | Ronnel (ronnel012188) | 59.94 | 95% | 2013-04-28 |
| 33011. | Egan (jokerstatus) | 59.93 | 87% | 2012-10-26 |
| 33012. | caesar (caesarrrr) | 59.93 | 97% | 2025-03-05 |
| 33013. | Vishal (vinsmoke112) | 59.93 | 94.1% | 2024-06-13 |
| 33014. | Matthew (msoder) | 59.93 | 95.6% | 2024-11-14 |
| 33015. | Lukas (imfluf) | 59.93 | 96% | 2021-10-16 |
| 33016. | Teagan (tugan_13) | 59.93 | 93% | 2024-04-20 |
| 33017. | polybro (polybro) | 59.93 | 97.2% | 2024-09-05 |
| 33018. | Antonio (tonythegoat) | 59.93 | 96.8% | 2024-03-26 |
| 33019. | Jake (jakeinabox) | 59.93 | 97.6% | 2023-11-20 |
| 33020. | Bill (wildbill1971) | 59.93 | 98% | 2021-03-17 |
| 33021. | snitzel (snitzelhugendorf) | 59.93 | 94% | 2020-07-15 |
| 33022. | zero errors (zero_errors) | 59.93 | 94% | 2011-08-04 |
| 33023. | whirlpool (gilanganggara27) | 59.93 | 95% | 2011-10-01 |
| 33024. | tootesie (tootesie_) | 59.92 | 95% | 2025-05-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |