As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4777. | paralelepipedo (paralelepip... | 98.19 | 98% | 2025-03-25 |
| 4778. | Huang.zy (amwzhenyu) | 98.19 | 97% | 2015-04-14 |
| 4779. | JJ (japie4life) | 98.18 | 93% | 2016-08-23 |
| 4780. | binhmighty (tr4nce) | 98.17 | 99% | 2020-08-26 |
| 4781. | Real (not_available_name) | 98.17 | 97% | 2020-10-18 |
| 4782. | Mehdi (yourbabyyoda) | 98.17 | 96% | 2021-02-24 |
| 4783. | Adam (adamsyaq) | 98.16 | 99% | 2022-01-12 |
| 4784. | Chris (chrissyboy6661) | 98.16 | 97% | 2021-07-14 |
| 4785. | spycow27 (spycow27) | 98.15 | 99% | 2022-05-19 |
| 4786. | TOP (man_stop) | 98.15 | 97% | 2021-01-12 |
| 4787. | pugman (thepugpro) | 98.15 | 97% | 2021-10-26 |
| 4788. | Vincent (chouvinc) | 98.14 | 92% | 2016-08-05 |
| 4789. | Brian (taters613) | 98.14 | 98% | 2021-11-23 |
| 4790. | azkia (azkialol) | 98.13 | 98% | 2024-02-29 |
| 4791. | RamEatsCow (sddhrthrt) | 98.13 | 96% | 2023-07-01 |
| 4792. | Donald (bosnog) | 98.13 | 94% | 2016-02-29 |
| 4793. | typeyMcTypeFace (mslib9) | 98.12 | 98% | 2021-04-27 |
| 4794. | Tony 🐱👤 (demon0192) | 98.12 | 97% | 2021-07-24 |
| 4795. | Glass (glass_crys) | 98.11 | 97% | 2023-05-26 |
| 4796. | Ja-kobe (jrutz26) | 98.11 | 96% | 2022-09-28 |
| 4797. | :) (bavadin) | 98.11 | 98% | 2019-11-20 |
| 4798. | Qwerty (qwerty80801) | 98.11 | 99% | 2021-12-14 |
| 4799. | korus (ikarusfilms) | 98.11 | 92% | 2016-06-03 |
| 4800. | Fooee (qrice) | 98.10 | 98.2% | 2023-06-20 |
| 4801. | Hillo (hillov) | 98.10 | 96% | 2019-02-09 |
| 4802. | Patryk (patrickmauser) | 98.09 | 99% | 2023-01-05 |
| 4803. | Radu (horixyt21) | 98.09 | 98% | 2022-01-21 |
| 4804. | Saman (kittipot1) | 98.09 | 99% | 2021-04-20 |
| 4805. | RJ (donkeyhote) | 98.09 | 98% | 2019-04-01 |
| 4806. | someone (dontshy) | 98.08 | 97.8% | 2024-01-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |