I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
 Active since April 3, 2015.
 371 total characters in this text.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date | 
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14738. | OutKaz (ajelchico) | 76.08 | 96% | 2021-01-07 | 
| 14739. | Kieran (kaymawn) | 76.08 | 89% | 2016-05-03 | 
| 14740. | Skift (skift2) | 76.07 | 97% | 2022-01-09 | 
| 14741. | Anubhav (anubhavc) | 76.07 | 95% | 2015-10-29 | 
| 14742. | Mike (vangranger42) | 76.07 | 93% | 2015-07-27 | 
| 14743. | Splat (splat431) | 76.06 | 95.9% | 2024-09-18 | 
| 14744. | Ramen (clearride) | 76.06 | 96% | 2015-05-03 | 
| 14745. | Jordan (oyyajojoj) | 76.06 | 97% | 2016-02-02 | 
| 14746. | Adam (bothadam) | 76.06 | 96% | 2023-09-27 | 
| 14747. | Mike (gotouchgrass) | 76.06 | 97% | 2023-07-12 | 
| 14748. | Mohammed (mohammed55555) | 76.06 | 97% | 2021-05-06 | 
| 14749. | slow (eric1127) | 76.06 | 95% | 2020-10-07 | 
| 14750. | Jonathan (kenose) | 76.05 | 97% | 2021-04-17 | 
| 14751. | Rasmus (kennystarfighter_) | 76.05 | 96% | 2022-08-22 | 
| 14752. | Michael (lastobelus) | 76.05 | 97% | 2021-11-07 | 
| 14753. | Milkman (milkman1230) | 76.05 | 97.1% | 2021-02-07 | 
| 14754. | MST (stereotypist) | 76.04 | 97% | 2022-04-26 | 
| 14755. | Marci (marci1233) | 76.04 | 96% | 2020-12-03 | 
| 14756. | Ms.F (msf_typeracer) | 76.04 | 97% | 2020-07-02 | 
| 14757. | Ambi (dank_ambi) | 76.04 | 95% | 2021-11-09 | 
| 14758. | tstats[_skrt_skrt_] (_skrt_... | 76.04 | 97% | 2022-12-06 | 
| 14759. | Matthew (mattaohem) | 76.04 | 93% | 2015-12-28 | 
| 14760. | woogux (wgx9891) | 76.04 | 98% | 2021-03-28 | 
| 14761. | Parzha (parzha) | 76.03 | 95% | 2020-06-10 | 
| 14762. | chette (erichette) | 76.03 | 97% | 2020-10-30 | 
| 14763. | Patrick (turrix8) | 76.03 | 96% | 2021-09-21 | 
| 14764. | Nehal (nehaldamania) | 76.03 | 97% | 2016-06-04 | 
| 14765. | Charlie (clzttt) | 76.02 | 98% | 2023-10-15 | 
| 14766. | Gemeine (nemememky) | 76.02 | 96% | 2022-04-30 | 
| 14767. | Will (bouncy) | 76.02 | 91% | 2016-08-10 | 
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race | 
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 | 
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 | 
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 | 
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |