So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21325. | Christopher (christopher) | 66.20 | — | 2008-08-29 |
| 21326. | Derto12 (derto12) | 66.19 | 97% | 2022-05-25 |
| 21327. | Kapal Tua :v (cream777) | 66.19 | 96.1% | 2023-10-26 |
| 21328. | Cal (callumdavidscott) | 66.19 | 96% | 2021-02-13 |
| 21329. | Werner (wernerstucky) | 66.19 | 94% | 2015-05-22 |
| 21330. | atomic (tolk) | 66.19 | 95% | 2011-06-23 |
| 21331. | Anthony ♥'s You (herbstso... | 66.19 | 93% | 2013-10-19 |
| 21332. | hebe (hebejebe) | 66.19 | 92% | 2013-06-27 |
| 21333. | Davis (davis3298) | 66.19 | 94% | 2012-08-19 |
| 21334. | Lukas (fr0stbites) | 66.18 | 95% | 2022-05-05 |
| 21335. | Connor (condogiv) | 66.18 | 96% | 2023-08-18 |
| 21336. | PlusJ (plusj) | 66.18 | 95% | 2022-04-21 |
| 21337. | Chris (chrisdotq) | 66.18 | 97% | 2021-01-12 |
| 21338. | Sergej (nbafan) | 66.18 | 98% | 2011-09-03 |
| 21339. | Cakra (cakraputra) | 66.18 | 97% | 2016-06-13 |
| 21340. | Alex (alexs22) | 66.18 | 95% | 2017-11-06 |
| 21341. | zr (zacr) | 66.17 | 96% | 2018-02-26 |
| 21342. | Michael (ms_12) | 66.17 | 96% | 2020-10-28 |
| 21343. | mohammad mahdi (m_m_behnasr) | 66.17 | 97% | 2022-09-19 |
| 21344. | Thiemo (thiemok) | 66.17 | 97% | 2021-05-06 |
| 21345. | Lucky (booxrcool) | 66.17 | 98% | 2015-11-10 |
| 21346. | TopRamen (justsean) | 66.17 | 94% | 2015-12-10 |
| 21347. | murker! (murker) | 66.17 | — | 2010-11-05 |
| 21348. | Devan (devan) | 66.17 | — | 2009-02-13 |
| 21349. | Ivy (ivymintarja) | 66.16 | 97% | 2023-01-24 |
| 21350. | Nate (npmaile) | 66.16 | 92% | 2017-04-15 |
| 21351. | Ahmad (hahahmad594) | 66.16 | 98% | 2022-12-04 |
| 21352. | Etherion (etherionsm) | 66.16 | 95.8% | 2023-09-26 |
| 21353. | Josua (siocnarff) | 66.16 | 97% | 2020-09-06 |
| 21354. | Afford66 (afford66) | 66.16 | 95% | 2016-07-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |