As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9762. | Enes (surfersz) | 83.57 | 98% | 2019-04-26 |
| 9763. | Noah (strandedorca) | 83.56 | 98% | 2023-05-08 |
| 9764. | type (ohwow17) | 83.56 | 97% | 2019-10-30 |
| 9765. | HONK (canada_gooses) | 83.56 | 98% | 2021-06-22 |
| 9766. | jeremy (x23mark) | 83.56 | 91% | 2017-02-21 |
| 9767. | Baz (bazzykrunkz) | 83.56 | 96% | 2021-03-03 |
| 9768. | summerdays (feelslikesummer) | 83.55 | 98% | 2022-04-11 |
| 9769. | BootySlayer69 (montrealtyper) | 83.55 | 98% | 2020-06-07 |
| 9770. | Josh (bigpepp) | 83.55 | 98% | 2023-08-30 |
| 9771. | Neppiness (neppiness) | 83.55 | 96.3% | 2023-12-14 |
| 9772. | J (sadiputs) | 83.55 | 98% | 2021-01-01 |
| 9773. | e-ugovor.rs (ufo_lander_and... | 83.55 | 97% | 2023-03-03 |
| 9774. | Moneyourself (moneyourself) | 83.55 | 98% | 2021-06-27 |
| 9775. | Torin (torinftw) | 83.54 | 95% | 2017-02-04 |
| 9776. | Hermann (hermandreas) | 83.54 | 99% | 2018-01-03 |
| 9777. | Reebane (reebane) | 83.54 | 98% | 2019-09-26 |
| 9778. | dece1st (saraf2002) | 83.53 | 97.1% | 2024-12-18 |
| 9779. | Dell (delliu) | 83.53 | 97.6% | 2023-10-29 |
| 9780. | Global (global_typer69) | 83.53 | 97% | 2021-11-28 |
| 9781. | mrw1 (mrw1) | 83.53 | 97% | 2021-06-30 |
| 9782. | mhee (hangzoon) | 83.53 | 97% | 2018-08-20 |
| 9783. | quake0 (quake0) | 83.53 | 96% | 2015-04-29 |
| 9784. | alretha (alrethafranklin) | 83.53 | 94% | 2016-04-15 |
| 9785. | Niks (nisks) | 83.52 | 97% | 2018-09-21 |
| 9786. | jk (yubint) | 83.52 | 97% | 2023-01-19 |
| 9787. | Bernie (glumpkins) | 83.52 | 94% | 2015-12-29 |
| 9788. | Un (undead123) | 83.52 | 99% | 2022-05-11 |
| 9789. | bo (boquintana) | 83.52 | 99% | 2018-04-02 |
| 9790. | bryan (bryan1111) | 83.51 | 95% | 2023-03-28 |
| 9791. | Greg (gregdahwhale) | 83.51 | 98% | 2021-07-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |