And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24193. | Virginia (vickyarujo) | 72.47 | 98% | 2014-04-30 |
| 24194. | Theo (tbohnen) | 72.47 | 96% | 2014-08-26 |
| 24195. | Vikram (vik_ind) | 72.47 | — | 2010-05-14 |
| 24196. | John (acidblue) | 72.47 | 93% | 2014-01-14 |
| 24197. | Xedar (xedar_ua) | 72.47 | 97% | 2016-08-28 |
| 24198. | justtry (justtry) | 72.47 | 97% | 2017-11-20 |
| 24199. | Martin (martin289034567) | 72.46 | 95% | 2023-06-05 |
| 24200. | Elgamal (elgamal) | 72.46 | 96% | 2022-12-31 |
| 24201. | poop (cheepb) | 72.46 | 95% | 2022-07-07 |
| 24202. | fishmanbmt (fishmanbmt) | 72.46 | 98% | 2019-06-13 |
| 24203. | Joyce (joelly) | 72.46 | — | 2010-01-04 |
| 24204. | Andreas (hammertid) | 72.46 | 96% | 2013-12-13 |
| 24205. | Juraj (jurajkremser) | 72.46 | 98% | 2014-05-26 |
| 24206. | Gett (gettnumbers) | 72.46 | 93% | 2016-10-25 |
| 24207. | Issa (kaakaariki) | 72.46 | 98% | 2017-06-19 |
| 24208. | benny (benny1) | 72.46 | 94% | 2012-07-28 |
| 24209. | aki (vampireweekend) | 72.45 | 96% | 2014-02-10 |
| 24210. | Tomas (tgarro) | 72.45 | 97% | 2019-08-31 |
| 24211. | The (mrperfectionista) | 72.45 | 97% | 2023-03-27 |
| 24212. | beroo (_nwahz) | 72.45 | 97% | 2021-05-23 |
| 24213. | ╬♥♦♣♠╬ (ngocvuong) | 72.45 | 95% | 2014-06-01 |
| 24214. | Nauman (scropio83) | 72.45 | 97% | 2012-03-11 |
| 24215. | Sazhuhy (sazhuhy) | 72.45 | 98% | 2016-02-02 |
| 24216. | Kean (mkbnk201) | 72.44 | 91% | 2016-07-04 |
| 24217. | jonathan (moonmoondammit) | 72.44 | 97% | 2017-09-20 |
| 24218. | joshi (jehoshuah) | 72.43 | 94% | 2015-08-06 |
| 24219. | ATinyFish (atinyfish) | 72.43 | 96.8% | 2023-09-07 |
| 24220. | Anup (themightysapien) | 72.43 | 97% | 2014-07-27 |
| 24221. | maikeru (celtendo) | 72.43 | 95% | 2011-12-06 |
| 24222. | Gary (ckmok) | 72.43 | 97% | 2013-07-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |