The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 482. | Matrix (_matrix) | 84.32 | 96% | 2023-08-28 |
| 483. | Rose (ghost1905) | 84.28 | 93% | 2014-12-12 |
| 484. | + (hobounicorns) | 84.22 | 93% | 2017-05-22 |
| 485. | Rickard (remme) | 84.19 | — | 2009-04-12 |
| 486. | Alexandre (acolavin) | 84.19 | — | 2011-01-27 |
| 487. | Yugene (yugene) | 84.17 | — | 2011-02-13 |
| 488. | Jire (canownueasy) | 84.06 | 80% | 2016-09-11 |
| 489. | yeah (zeny) | 83.97 | — | 2010-06-04 |
| 490. | Mathew (thatguy3256) | 83.95 | 97% | 2014-07-30 |
| 491. | Angel of (harshvyasa) | 83.87 | — | 2010-02-11 |
| 492. | Felipe (lagz89) | 83.70 | — | 2008-11-19 |
| 493. | aiei24 (aiei24) | 83.68 | 94% | 2012-10-10 |
| 494. | Olli (sparkable) | 83.65 | 93% | 2016-02-04 |
| 495. | Norton (pajj) | 83.62 | 99% | 2016-04-30 |
| 496. | Sandrew (santyboy) | 83.61 | 99% | 2012-07-02 |
| 497. | Zy (zykeki) | 83.57 | 96% | 2022-01-07 |
| 498. | Ray (mray) | 83.55 | 95% | 2014-01-20 |
| 499. | Jacob (jacobtilly) | 83.54 | 96% | 2016-10-18 |
| 500. | ッッッ (markfaded) | 83.38 | 95% | 2019-03-26 |
| 501. | Aron (aronbk) | 83.32 | 96% | 2016-10-16 |
| 502. | Link (palfuzonk) | 83.28 | 88% | 2015-01-04 |
| 503. | Kat (kitkatackley) | 83.25 | 92% | 2016-12-16 |
| 504. | Patrick (patrick0809) | 83.19 | — | 2009-02-13 |
| 505. | Woogy (woogy187) | 83.18 | 97% | 2021-12-20 |
| 506. | Dileep (dileepnk) | 83.17 | 95% | 2012-08-02 |
| 507. | Joe (eoj05) | 83.16 | 97% | 2022-04-22 |
| 508. | MrSpicyHot (mrspicyhot) | 83.12 | 97% | 2021-08-26 |
| 509. | Emily (fastcupcake) | 83.07 | 93% | 2015-11-27 |
| 510. | Kex (kexlog) | 83.04 | 92% | 2016-10-03 |
| 511. | Akash (mrakash) | 82.97 | 98% | 2015-08-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |