So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9196. | Ravenzlayer (r4nd4ll) | 87.47 | 98% | 2013-11-12 |
| 9197. | Damian (strolen) | 87.46 | 98% | 2021-12-20 |
| 9198. | Pavel (lmperius) | 87.46 | 97.4% | 2023-10-19 |
| 9199. | John (been58) | 87.46 | 96.6% | 2021-02-22 |
| 9200. | Ashley (huangash) | 87.46 | 96% | 2016-11-23 |
| 9201. | j (jjsiracha) | 87.45 | 97% | 2022-10-27 |
| 9202. | Nope (mrgordita) | 87.45 | 98% | 2014-05-20 |
| 9203. | Simiwag (simiwag) | 87.45 | 96% | 2021-11-12 |
| 9204. | Connor DVORAK (deepwaterbus) | 87.45 | 97% | 2023-04-24 |
| 9205. | Renaldy (renaldy) | 87.44 | 94% | 2012-09-17 |
| 9206. | いつき (huywee) | 87.44 | 96% | 2022-05-30 |
| 9207. | Artem (gushinartem) | 87.44 | 95% | 2021-10-20 |
| 9208. | Gartz (gartz) | 87.44 | 97% | 2020-09-06 |
| 9209. | Chris (sirctseb) | 87.44 | 94% | 2011-09-22 |
| 9210. | Ludvig (luddez1) | 87.44 | 98% | 2017-10-07 |
| 9211. | Robert (lonewulf92) | 87.44 | 97% | 2017-06-16 |
| 9212. | Joeart (joeart) | 87.43 | 96% | 2018-03-22 |
| 9213. | Ray (mray) | 87.43 | 92% | 2014-09-05 |
| 9214. | swng (swng) | 87.43 | 99% | 2015-12-25 |
| 9215. | Jack (jackc) | 87.43 | — | 2010-07-31 |
| 9216. | I'mAtWork (marshallr) | 87.42 | 96% | 2023-08-02 |
| 9217. | Tom (tombertoli) | 87.42 | 96% | 2021-05-04 |
| 9218. | jacob (jacob_hrtn) | 87.41 | 98.5% | 2023-07-15 |
| 9219. | mtrc (mdkotlik) | 87.41 | 97% | 2021-03-02 |
| 9220. | milk (milk1000) | 87.41 | 97% | 2013-06-05 |
| 9221. | Frederic (josh4406) | 87.41 | 92% | 2014-05-08 |
| 9222. | Hejie (hejie023) | 87.41 | 96% | 2013-11-04 |
| 9223. | Jose (1leggedhorse) | 87.41 | 93% | 2015-11-08 |
| 9224. | Dayna (daynarrr) | 87.40 | 96% | 2022-02-12 |
| 9225. | aislan (aislan) | 87.40 | 99% | 2013-07-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |