So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18214. | Josh (jxtu) | 71.26 | 88% | 2017-01-10 |
| 18215. | Ngoc (maxq42) | 71.26 | 95% | 2021-03-12 |
| 18216. | Mashallah (mashallahh) | 71.26 | 93% | 2022-04-14 |
| 18217. | RippingJuicyFARTS (rippin_f... | 71.26 | 96% | 2023-09-25 |
| 18218. | Andrew (churrissimo) | 71.25 | 92% | 2013-07-25 |
| 18219. | Chrisco (chrisco97) | 71.25 | 96% | 2013-06-24 |
| 18220. | Defmoans (torrence) | 71.25 | 96% | 2018-03-07 |
| 18221. | Baczie (baczie) | 71.25 | — | 2011-01-04 |
| 18222. | Jagadeeswar (jd_300) | 71.25 | 96% | 2021-09-19 |
| 18223. | Lucas (dunild) | 71.25 | 96% | 2023-05-17 |
| 18224. | Akzhol (leito1) | 71.24 | 97% | 2015-06-30 |
| 18225. | James (13jbrooks) | 71.24 | 92% | 2013-02-13 |
| 18226. | joanna (soltera) | 71.24 | 97% | 2021-05-10 |
| 18227. | Jorge (jorar91) | 71.24 | 99% | 2014-09-19 |
| 18228. | Josiah (jojobaphobe) | 71.24 | 97% | 2018-09-04 |
| 18229. | Adam (wallboy) | 71.24 | 89% | 2014-05-19 |
| 18230. | Dan (ephoph) | 71.23 | — | 2009-08-16 |
| 18231. | zipline (hwiechers) | 71.23 | 97% | 2013-09-20 |
| 18232. | God (vampireboytoy1999) | 71.23 | 88% | 2014-08-11 |
| 18233. | Vincent (vinny256) | 71.23 | 96% | 2019-04-22 |
| 18234. | RoemDiaz (roemdiaz) | 71.23 | 94.2% | 2023-09-25 |
| 18235. | Enton (mr_me_and_mr_me) | 71.23 | 95% | 2022-04-30 |
| 18236. | prashik0 (prashik0) | 71.23 | 97% | 2021-12-13 |
| 18237. | Drew (biggyboy90) | 71.23 | 96% | 2013-08-30 |
| 18238. | Pepega (fips) | 71.22 | 90% | 2016-01-28 |
| 18239. | Steven (zurekoffie) | 71.22 | 95% | 2015-11-17 |
| 18240. | Rue (rueryuuzaki) | 71.22 | 94% | 2016-10-15 |
| 18241. | Abi (trashy) | 71.22 | — | 2011-03-27 |
| 18242. | ErgoAsh (ergoash) | 71.22 | 95% | 2022-02-16 |
| 18243. | Streak ⚡ (arunkbabu90) | 71.22 | 98% | 2022-05-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |