The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5582. | terry (terrythaibao) | 100.68 | 96% | 2012-11-14 |
| 5583. | Javier (dude_brah_man) | 100.68 | 95% | 2012-07-17 |
| 5584. | cimsunf (nhtai) | 100.68 | 98% | 2015-02-17 |
| 5585. | Mmm coffee (orchdork7926) | 100.68 | 99% | 2018-12-13 |
| 5586. | CP44 (cp44) | 100.68 | — | 2011-03-17 |
| 5587. | Kumu (kumu) | 100.67 | 98% | 2022-12-12 |
| 5588. | Anthony (anthonymunoz_) | 100.67 | 98% | 2019-05-06 |
| 5589. | Melinda (adnilem) | 100.67 | 98% | 2021-02-28 |
| 5590. | Cam (nnnoremac) | 100.67 | 98% | 2019-09-07 |
| 5591. | Alpha (calae) | 100.67 | 98% | 2018-06-10 |
| 5592. | Andre (smallchicken) | 100.67 | 99% | 2017-11-07 |
| 5593. | pp (pp183) | 100.66 | 99% | 2020-09-23 |
| 5594. | Zack (bungmcbooga) | 100.66 | 98% | 2021-04-20 |
| 5595. | Peter (hamcorporal) | 100.65 | 99% | 2023-02-28 |
| 5596. | Frischer Salat (frischersalat) | 100.65 | — | 2010-04-30 |
| 5597. | Alex (groesbeck) | 100.64 | 98% | 2018-10-15 |
| 5598. | asdf (mr_irrelevant) | 100.63 | 98% | 2012-05-17 |
| 5599. | Kaitlin (kaitlinmichele) | 100.63 | 98% | 2014-04-09 |
| 5600. | Joseph (joseph1987) | 100.63 | 99% | 2012-06-03 |
| 5601. | ear45 (ear45) | 100.62 | 98% | 2022-03-19 |
| 5602. | triet (trieet117) | 100.62 | 97% | 2021-05-15 |
| 5603. | Haksmooth (maznflip) | 100.62 | 93% | 2012-03-19 |
| 5604. | poke (treecko) | 100.62 | 87% | 2016-01-17 |
| 5605. | Amir (amirbudicecep) | 100.62 | 97% | 2016-07-03 |
| 5606. | Retep (slothlike) | 100.61 | 100% | 2020-04-23 |
| 5607. | pee (iluvuhi) | 100.61 | 98% | 2022-06-01 |
| 5608. | Tiffany (wintersprings) | 100.61 | 93% | 2016-05-08 |
| 5609. | Vince (xisthur) | 100.61 | 95% | 2016-06-02 |
| 5610. | Jani (strike1980) | 100.61 | — | 2010-08-18 |
| 5611. | Simon (simms34) | 100.61 | 97% | 2013-07-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |