I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3012. | Donald (dhonuill) | 109.53 | 98.7% | 2021-02-27 |
| 3013. | Yuji (gugox10) | 109.53 | 95% | 2016-12-28 |
| 3014. | ocean man (clickbaitt) | 109.52 | 98% | 2022-12-10 |
| 3015. | Alex (grazingsheep) | 109.52 | 99% | 2018-01-29 |
| 3016. | Dion T Lynch (dionlynch2424) | 109.51 | 96% | 2023-11-28 |
| 3017. | Ai (aibah) | 109.49 | 98% | 2022-07-07 |
| 3018. | toomuchdog (kevin2041) | 109.49 | 94% | 2016-07-09 |
| 3019. | Kyyyle (pistol0207) | 109.47 | 97% | 2019-08-13 |
| 3020. | woomboo (woomboo) | 109.47 | 98% | 2018-08-21 |
| 3021. | Earlvin (earlvin14) | 109.46 | 98% | 2021-06-24 |
| 3022. | Mike (msa17) | 109.43 | 97.8% | 2024-02-22 |
| 3023. | David (heltharion) | 109.43 | 98% | 2021-03-25 |
| 3024. | JJ (japie4life) | 109.43 | 96% | 2016-09-21 |
| 3025. | Cosmic (aji3) | 109.43 | 99% | 2022-03-20 |
| 3026. | Philip (vanp) | 109.43 | 94% | 2015-07-07 |
| 3027. | Chi (chiphan1993) | 109.42 | 99% | 2021-01-06 |
| 3028. | mpu (mpu1) | 109.39 | 96% | 2018-04-02 |
| 3029. | Greg (greg09) | 109.38 | 98% | 2018-01-06 |
| 3030. | Rony (ravneet_b) | 109.38 | 99% | 2025-09-02 |
| 3031. | 業精於勤荒於嬉，行... | 109.37 | 99% | 2025-06-17 |
| 3032. | Kenneth (kennethwang14) | 109.37 | 95% | 2023-05-08 |
| 3033. | Henry (henryliuser1) | 109.35 | 98% | 2019-10-30 |
| 3034. | Wyz (wyzzard123) | 109.35 | 97% | 2015-07-22 |
| 3035. | aspekt (_aspekt) | 109.31 | 96.8% | 2024-10-29 |
| 3036. | hey everyone :) (razertypist) | 109.31 | 96% | 2020-11-19 |
| 3037. | BlazeFingers (blazefingers) | 109.31 | 90% | 2015-04-09 |
| 3038. | Please use an appropriate n... | 109.28 | 98.3% | 2025-01-13 |
| 3039. | Aaron (aaronbeastall) | 109.28 | 97% | 2016-08-08 |
| 3040. | Ignas (gaskus) | 109.28 | 99% | 2023-12-29 |
| 3041. | Literally (kisagiseirei) | 109.28 | 99% | 2017-08-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |