It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2701. | herny (helluherny) | 74.02 | 96% | 2019-03-26 |
| 2702. | Dawson (dmoore12) | 74.01 | 97% | 2019-03-20 |
| 2703. | Ryan (prophetofregret) | 74.01 | 98% | 2020-10-11 |
| 2704. | ashalisalamdanam (ashalisal... | 74.01 | 98% | 2020-07-13 |
| 2705. | Rajat (rajatrkbbarman) | 74.00 | 98% | 2021-08-14 |
| 2706. | Toda (steelbreeze) | 73.97 | 97% | 2018-07-08 |
| 2707. | Isaac (newtion) | 73.96 | 97% | 2018-12-31 |
| 2708. | nfpsyco (msnnick3) | 73.94 | 96% | 2019-04-30 |
| 2709. | Bradley (scoutfingers) | 73.93 | 96% | 2019-01-03 |
| 2710. | mateusz (kolokal) | 73.92 | 97% | 2018-08-19 |
| 2711. | Rikaard (rikaard) | 73.92 | 99% | 2018-05-11 |
| 2712. | Francesco (billyboe) | 73.92 | 98% | 2018-03-22 |
| 2713. | celes (celescastro) | 73.90 | 96% | 2020-04-10 |
| 2714. | yacob (schmepper) | 73.89 | 98% | 2018-08-10 |
| 2715. | Sid (witcher3930) | 73.88 | 99% | 2019-10-09 |
| 2716. | Jack (yezen) | 73.88 | 98% | 2018-04-16 |
| 2717. | sean (tpsn3) | 73.87 | 96% | 2020-02-04 |
| 2718. | mplayer (mplayer) | 73.87 | 94% | 2020-04-20 |
| 2719. | v (vlxu) | 73.85 | 97% | 2021-07-28 |
| 2720. | Pradyumn (sk0pe) | 73.84 | 97% | 2020-07-12 |
| 2721. | Mark (ramenrider) | 73.83 | 97% | 2018-06-01 |
| 2722. | lRaml (lsomeonel) | 73.81 | 96% | 2020-07-09 |
| 2723. | Bidou (bidou) | 73.80 | 97% | 2020-04-18 |
| 2724. | bobby (gogobebe) | 73.79 | 99% | 2019-03-18 |
| 2725. | Kiminjuri (kiminjuri) | 73.79 | 96% | 2019-03-31 |
| 2726. | Philip (pajala) | 73.79 | 97% | 2017-11-23 |
| 2727. | no sweat (anduatm) | 73.78 | 95% | 2020-08-24 |
| 2728. | Aaron (alschwa2) | 73.78 | 97% | 2020-10-18 |
| 2729. | Dylan (dyl0e) | 73.78 | 95% | 2021-07-25 |
| 2730. | Shawn (anotheronebitesthedust) | 73.77 | 97% | 2020-12-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |