As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14988. | Hung (hvngpham002) | 73.08 | 98% | 2021-04-15 |
| 14989. | Ryan (ryanjaketown) | 73.08 | 96% | 2020-04-27 |
| 14990. | João (jonmars3) | 73.08 | 97% | 2020-02-04 |
| 14991. | Gooby (goobytheturtle) | 73.08 | 91% | 2015-04-26 |
| 14992. | Young (youngson) | 73.08 | 91% | 2016-12-23 |
| 14993. | Purple_love (purple_love_) | 73.08 | 99% | 2019-01-07 |
| 14994. | Kobe (viewsfromthe6) | 73.07 | 95% | 2021-07-20 |
| 14995. | seennotheard (seennotheard) | 73.07 | 92% | 2016-05-19 |
| 14996. | ngoc (ngocpt) | 73.07 | 98% | 2017-10-13 |
| 14997. | augh (goodmint) | 73.07 | 96.7% | 2023-10-29 |
| 14998. | Vito Scaletta (minaricano) | 73.07 | 95% | 2021-08-20 |
| 14999. | jason (jeisen3) | 73.07 | 96% | 2021-03-29 |
| 15000. | Kenai Liam (pyro_kun) | 73.07 | 96% | 2025-08-30 |
| 15001. | Aleksis (pixenix) | 73.07 | 93% | 2017-05-24 |
| 15002. | Jammy (jammyj0) | 73.07 | 93% | 2016-03-03 |
| 15003. | Bud (budmc29) | 73.07 | 97% | 2016-06-14 |
| 15004. | Mokey_Blackblood (mokey_bla... | 73.06 | 97.2% | 2024-12-29 |
| 15005. | Ben (kurruption818) | 73.06 | 96% | 2020-01-03 |
| 15006. | StaliaN (stalian) | 73.06 | 95% | 2022-05-16 |
| 15007. | mplayer (mplayer) | 73.06 | 95% | 2019-10-02 |
| 15008. | RyanSTO (ryansto) | 73.06 | 86% | 2015-10-13 |
| 15009. | Huhuhn (huhuhn) | 73.06 | 94% | 2017-03-11 |
| 15010. | sherlock (chetan69) | 73.05 | 96.3% | 2023-05-22 |
| 15011. | Karthik (karthikkumar) | 73.05 | 98% | 2021-09-30 |
| 15012. | Grant (gboi881) | 73.05 | 97.2% | 2024-05-07 |
| 15013. | mky (omkyo) | 73.05 | 94% | 2019-02-22 |
| 15014. | Aierou (aierou) | 73.05 | 93% | 2016-11-08 |
| 15015. | Dennis (elru) | 73.05 | 98% | 2015-08-09 |
| 15016. | zoo (zoo868e) | 73.04 | 98.1% | 2023-10-21 |
| 15017. | Alpha (pantomime) | 73.04 | 93% | 2015-12-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |