Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
—from Red Dwarf: Terrorform, a other by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12479. | Angel (seal_gel) | 68.81 | 98% | 2021-04-02 |
| 12480. | Mohammed (momo_o_0) | 68.81 | 96% | 2019-12-13 |
| 12481. | Victor (nubmango) | 68.81 | 94% | 2018-07-23 |
| 12482. | You (lord_of_letters) | 68.80 | 97% | 2023-03-16 |
| 12483. | Type (type_racer_15) | 68.80 | 97% | 2022-10-29 |
| 12484. | bakha611 (bakha611) | 68.80 | 97% | 2023-01-30 |
| 12485. | Hiram (mrizama) | 68.80 | 96% | 2018-02-14 |
| 12486. | KnightWithSword (mishras839... | 68.79 | 95% | 2023-04-12 |
| 12487. | Kris (blitze) | 68.79 | 97% | 2019-05-24 |
| 12488. | Vincent (macdoc77) | 68.78 | 96% | 2022-06-27 |
| 12489. | staples (fantasystaples) | 68.78 | 97% | 2025-04-19 |
| 12490. | bumbumbum (charlie000) | 68.78 | 95.7% | 2024-04-07 |
| 12491. | Billy (billy_158) | 68.78 | 95% | 2023-02-12 |
| 12492. | Nidhal (yagamee) | 68.78 | 96% | 2021-11-18 |
| 12493. | coffee (coffeeandbook) | 68.78 | 96% | 2021-03-11 |
| 12494. | 1337 (dotnet) | 68.78 | 98% | 2022-09-10 |
| 12495. | mousebeaver (mousebeaver) | 68.77 | 97% | 2022-04-16 |
| 12496. | Slueben (poijn) | 68.77 | 95% | 2018-06-26 |
| 12497. | mitch (albertsonmitch) | 68.77 | 95% | 2017-01-19 |
| 12498. | Rokas (rokasa369) | 68.77 | 97% | 2021-03-07 |
| 12499. | Naubbit (naubbit) | 68.77 | 94% | 2021-03-03 |
| 12500. | Farzad (almightyjjfish) | 68.77 | 95% | 2021-12-05 |
| 12501. | Smelly Cat (samhermingtonqu... | 68.77 | 99% | 2019-03-07 |
| 12502. | Hayk (hayk10002) | 68.76 | 94% | 2023-01-17 |
| 12503. | Rohan (rsc98) | 68.76 | 97% | 2021-02-28 |
| 12504. | Whisperer (whisperer) | 68.76 | 97% | 2018-11-08 |
| 12505. | Jay (isanidiotreborn) | 68.75 | 96% | 2024-11-20 |
| 12506. | AwesomeMe (grandmasterabc) | 68.75 | 95.2% | 2024-04-15 |
| 12507. | Sardar Taha (dice111) | 68.75 | 94% | 2018-02-10 |
| 12508. | Guest (superman_ha_ha) | 68.74 | 95% | 2021-09-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 38,279 | 75.25 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 71 | 89.96 | January 24, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 69.82 | August 17, 2021 |