I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6398. | V (bombstrap_) | 99.92 | 98% | 2018-08-04 |
| 6399. | Jeoff (7dollarburrito) | 99.92 | 98% | 2020-11-12 |
| 6400. | buruum (buruum) | 99.92 | 98% | 2021-04-10 |
| 6401. | 1v1 (1v1metyperacerdotcom) | 99.92 | 96% | 2018-12-13 |
| 6402. | Theo (smuox) | 99.91 | 98.2% | 2024-11-17 |
| 6403. | Papadroop (sonofadroop) | 99.91 | 96% | 2024-10-11 |
| 6404. | Courtney (clc0778clc) | 99.91 | 99% | 2022-01-29 |
| 6405. | Majunior (majunior1) | 99.90 | 98% | 2023-07-25 |
| 6406. | BigOhhh (bigohhh) | 99.90 | 100% | 2025-02-21 |
| 6407. | Ebli (flashking) | 99.90 | 99% | 2025-03-17 |
| 6408. | Kiril (killerpavlov) | 99.90 | 98% | 2019-05-30 |
| 6409. | Andrea (andylea95) | 99.89 | 100% | 2024-06-13 |
| 6410. | Pink (pinkmint) | 99.89 | 99% | 2022-04-11 |
| 6411. | eric (ericsy) | 99.88 | 98% | 2021-04-03 |
| 6412. | Jenna (yunjenna77) | 99.88 | 98% | 2022-09-25 |
| 6413. | Atlas400 (atlas400) | 99.88 | 97% | 2018-10-11 |
| 6414. | Moufh (moufh) | 99.87 | 99.4% | 2024-02-25 |
| 6415. | Juan Martín (juanma2700) | 99.87 | 100% | 2021-12-29 |
| 6416. | Joe (poobob82) | 99.87 | 98% | 2023-01-13 |
| 6417. | plop (ploppiplop) | 99.87 | 97% | 2022-10-23 |
| 6418. | twitch.tv/cellytherosebush ... | 99.87 | 96% | 2019-11-08 |
| 6419. | Xander (xandejesus) | 99.87 | 99% | 2021-10-10 |
| 6420. | Jimmy (jphan98) | 99.87 | 98% | 2021-04-15 |
| 6421. | jrnc (intellimouseftw) | 99.87 | 97% | 2022-08-13 |
| 6422. | kilien. (kilien) | 99.87 | 97% | 2020-10-20 |
| 6423. | Solomann (kuttamma01) | 99.87 | 98% | 2018-12-13 |
| 6424. | The Light Emperor King (the... | 99.86 | 98% | 2025-04-30 |
| 6425. | Alfred (alfredpennyworth) | 99.86 | 99% | 2021-07-27 |
| 6426. | Speedies19 (speedies19) | 99.86 | 97% | 2020-05-20 |
| 6427. | Strife (strife93) | 99.85 | 99% | 2018-10-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |