I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7204. | Noname (buiquangkhai1999) | 93.08 | 94% | 2016-08-29 |
| 7205. | Brian (thepinkelephantcar) | 93.07 | 95% | 2016-07-28 |
| 7206. | Turbo Topre (spicyfinger) | 93.07 | 92% | 2017-02-28 |
| 7207. | Dominik (jazzon) | 93.06 | 96% | 2018-04-19 |
| 7208. | Anish (anishkganesh) | 93.05 | 98% | 2020-12-05 |
| 7209. | sub2PaoLUL (sub2paolul) | 93.05 | 96% | 2023-07-12 |
| 7210. | adrenaline (minwastaken) | 93.04 | 97.2% | 2024-09-11 |
| 7211. | squall (squalllionheart) | 93.04 | 100% | 2023-06-20 |
| 7212. | verGlasY (verglasy) | 93.04 | 96% | 2020-07-31 |
| 7213. | K3VIN (bootunstoppable) | 93.04 | 98% | 2020-12-30 |
| 7214. | Jon (jon_cannon) | 93.03 | 98% | 2022-09-01 |
| 7215. | Monster NT YT (monster_nt) | 93.03 | 97% | 2021-09-14 |
| 7216. | AtomicSkunk (georgel8314) | 93.03 | 96.8% | 2024-08-12 |
| 7217. | Aron (aronbk) | 93.03 | 97% | 2019-08-03 |
| 7218. | Xxx_RayZ360NoScOpE_xxX (ray... | 93.03 | 97% | 2015-10-04 |
| 7219. | asepBoljug (mnien) | 93.02 | 96% | 2024-08-26 |
| 7220. | Jos (j0ssie) | 93.01 | 96% | 2018-11-20 |
| 7221. | uzi (cray_f) | 93.01 | 96% | 2022-07-24 |
| 7222. | mosab (mosabreda53) | 93.01 | 99% | 2022-12-03 |
| 7223. | slowdown plz (abulkhairi) | 93.01 | 97% | 2018-01-21 |
| 7224. | E (mosanbrick) | 93.01 | 96% | 2018-09-27 |
| 7225. | Alysen (ap2332) | 92.99 | 98% | 2020-08-14 |
| 7226. | Bade (terrabade) | 92.99 | 98% | 2021-09-21 |
| 7227. | Sven (vlakz) | 92.99 | 95% | 2017-12-25 |
| 7228. | Jake (legac3e) | 92.99 | 93% | 2016-03-28 |
| 7229. | sam (samau) | 92.99 | 89% | 2016-07-03 |
| 7230. | George (cyubic) | 92.98 | 94% | 2015-12-15 |
| 7231. | chris (llamas876) | 92.98 | 96% | 2020-12-30 |
| 7232. | anguelo (anguelo) | 92.98 | 98.7% | 2021-02-09 |
| 7233. | Bodhi$attiva (ptran) | 92.97 | 99% | 2017-10-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |