I make my living off the evening news. Just give me something, something I can use. People love it when you lose. They love dirty laundry. Well, I coulda been an actor, but I wound up here. I just have to look good. I don't have to be clear. Come and whisper in my ear. Give us dirty laundry.
—from Dirty Laundry, a song by Don Henley
Active since July 25, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2505. | Mance (manceslaughter) | 91.29 | 98% | 2020-02-16 |
| 2506. | love (faker121) | 91.29 | 96% | 2017-12-13 |
| 2507. | لآ اِلَهَ اِلّ... | 91.27 | 97% | 2018-03-29 |
| 2508. | ZlotZ (zlotz) | 91.27 | 96% | 2018-08-22 |
| 2509. | Bonobo (bonoboman123) | 91.24 | 96% | 2019-11-15 |
| 2510. | ph (phmi) | 91.24 | 99% | 2019-03-28 |
| 2511. | Lawrence (imetsia) | 91.23 | 96% | 2020-11-05 |
| 2512. | Zaraostra (zaraostra) | 91.22 | 99% | 2020-07-26 |
| 2513. | Alice (salty_boi) | 91.22 | 99% | 2018-06-23 |
| 2514. | Saurabh (smehndiratta) | 91.21 | 98% | 2019-07-23 |
| 2515. | Peyton (turtledude48) | 91.21 | 97% | 2020-03-26 |
| 2516. | Chui (noisy1) | 91.20 | 97% | 2019-10-24 |
| 2517. | Koki (frequentflyer) | 91.20 | 97% | 2017-09-13 |
| 2518. | Omar (reci) | 91.20 | 97% | 2019-09-07 |
| 2519. | Zach (zach_bill) | 91.19 | 97% | 2018-01-28 |
| 2520. | NighTy (nightyfowl) | 91.18 | 97% | 2019-02-27 |
| 2521. | MooSaysCow (moosayscow) | 91.17 | 98% | 2018-04-15 |
| 2522. | Gediminas (gedasvis) | 91.16 | 96% | 2020-11-30 |
| 2523. | Michael (thegul) | 91.15 | 98% | 2018-04-27 |
| 2524. | Roostie (roostie) | 91.13 | 97% | 2019-04-05 |
| 2525. | JustJahy (justjj) | 91.13 | 98% | 2018-07-10 |
| 2526. | Semih (k1njo) | 91.12 | 99% | 2020-07-15 |
| 2527. | i'm slow (pndspirit) | 91.11 | 97% | 2017-08-09 |
| 2528. | J™♥ (diabolosjb) | 91.11 | 99% | 2017-09-24 |
| 2529. | Soup (soupman11) | 91.10 | 98% | 2018-06-17 |
| 2530. | I have never lost a single ... | 91.10 | 98% | 2020-09-08 |
| 2531. | Pillsbury (acidreindeer) | 91.09 | 96% | 2018-03-07 |
| 2532. | David (dcohen91) | 91.09 | 97% | 2020-12-05 |
| 2533. | takusto_ii (tonoci) | 91.08 | 98% | 2018-10-16 |
| 2534. | Xpekade (xpekade_) | 91.08 | 96% | 2019-04-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 12,176 | 84.26 | July 25, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 18 | 75.34 | June 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 13 | 98.57 | December 7, 2018 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |