The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12646. | Simone (pointy_) | 84.25 | 97% | 2020-12-18 |
| 12647. | Dre (goobird) | 84.25 | — | 2008-08-24 |
| 12648. | Brian (leviatan625) | 84.24 | 97% | 2019-01-11 |
| 12649. | david (ipilotaneva) | 84.24 | 97% | 2022-08-30 |
| 12650. | Josh (upaymeifixit) | 84.24 | 98% | 2013-08-22 |
| 12651. | Anoop JS (anoopjs) | 84.24 | — | 2010-10-13 |
| 12652. | BlindDoc (drnoire) | 84.23 | 95% | 2022-07-06 |
| 12653. | ghostmountain (ghostmountain) | 84.23 | 96% | 2022-05-13 |
| 12654. | Mooru (mooru) | 84.23 | 96% | 2014-01-05 |
| 12655. | Lukas (lukasrade) | 84.23 | 92% | 2016-12-01 |
| 12656. | Jeffrey (descraton) | 84.23 | 95% | 2011-08-31 |
| 12657. | Amr (amrsaqr) | 84.22 | 96% | 2012-11-04 |
| 12658. | Alan (erical77) | 84.22 | 99% | 2021-10-28 |
| 12659. | nyet (slickman) | 84.22 | 98% | 2022-01-28 |
| 12660. | Emily (sixseater) | 84.22 | 91% | 2016-05-07 |
| 12661. | Brandon (solasce) | 84.22 | 96% | 2012-08-31 |
| 12662. | Phil (moonchild58) | 84.21 | 97.5% | 2023-10-17 |
| 12663. | Nerd Typist (nonquit_accuracy) | 84.21 | 98% | 2022-06-30 |
| 12664. | keke (hpchco) | 84.21 | 96% | 2022-01-16 |
| 12665. | torquemaster (bogdipufosu) | 84.21 | 96% | 2021-02-11 |
| 12666. | memo (memost) | 84.21 | 97% | 2020-04-15 |
| 12667. | Augusto (augustobid) | 84.21 | 95% | 2015-06-20 |
| 12668. | Shedo (shedosurashu) | 84.21 | 98% | 2011-12-23 |
| 12669. | Timothée (shafounet) | 84.21 | 94% | 2013-11-11 |
| 12670. | Trav (travm) | 84.21 | 97% | 2018-05-10 |
| 12671. | Shane (shane92187) | 84.21 | 94% | 2012-06-09 |
| 12672. | Raja (rajamalik2004) | 84.21 | 97% | 2013-06-15 |
| 12673. | crasyfingers (crasyfingers) | 84.21 | 96% | 2014-02-06 |
| 12674. | Zihan (zihanwei) | 84.20 | 99% | 2022-07-24 |
| 12675. | Shai (shaichon) | 84.20 | 97% | 2022-03-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |