I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2014. | bing (bingchilling135) | 86.43 | 97% | 2023-07-19 |
| 2015. | Rounak (rouvai) | 86.43 | 97% | 2023-04-19 |
| 2016. | tstats[wscieklykasztan] (ws... | 86.41 | 97.3% | 2025-03-25 |
| 2017. | ! (heckar) | 86.36 | 95.3% | 2024-12-21 |
| 2018. | Yosapol (eji4h) | 86.36 | 98% | 2024-07-17 |
| 2019. | triqili (triqilii) | 86.35 | 99% | 2024-11-04 |
| 2020. | Shree (shreejo) | 86.35 | 97.2% | 2024-03-21 |
| 2021. | LE ANH QUAN (hacbachmaquan) | 86.33 | 98.1% | 2025-01-11 |
| 2022. | Mouboy (mouboy) | 86.32 | 97.8% | 2024-02-25 |
| 2023. | Žak (slovenskikonj) | 86.30 | 95.3% | 2024-04-27 |
| 2024. | dotdotdot (atuladhar1) | 86.30 | 97.6% | 2024-09-25 |
| 2025. | Nikhil (_programmer_) | 86.30 | 97.2% | 2024-01-27 |
| 2026. | Yazeed (snake69) | 86.28 | 94.6% | 2023-10-13 |
| 2027. | drive (drive99) | 86.27 | 97.3% | 2025-01-11 |
| 2028. | saranwrap (flipwhip) | 86.24 | 97.3% | 2024-01-25 |
| 2029. | Jack (nomadologist) | 86.22 | 97% | 2024-03-05 |
| 2030. | Samuel (monxii) | 86.21 | 96.5% | 2023-11-04 |
| 2031. | jolly1joel (aabossboy) | 86.16 | 97.8% | 2024-09-21 |
| 2032. | SMR (onebarconnection) | 86.14 | 97.6% | 2023-10-06 |
| 2033. | Bern (berntheseal) | 86.12 | 96.9% | 2025-01-26 |
| 2034. | LBP (lothianbusesphotos) | 86.09 | 96% | 2025-01-07 |
| 2035. | No need (needn) | 86.08 | 98.4% | 2025-01-03 |
| 2036. | magnetohydrodynamics (magne... | 86.06 | 97% | 2024-03-23 |
| 2037. | Sap0531 (sap0531) | 86.04 | 98% | 2024-08-26 |
| 2038. | Your (nova_byrdy) | 86.01 | 96.6% | 2025-03-17 |
| 2039. | Melissa (celticdanann) | 85.99 | 99% | 2024-06-29 |
| 2040. | Russ (jrmtrumpet) | 85.98 | 98.1% | 2024-11-13 |
| 2041. | Alex (atduffaut) | 85.95 | 96.6% | 2023-08-24 |
| 2042. | Rony (ravneet_b) | 85.95 | 97.7% | 2023-12-18 |
| 2043. | Micah (winterwolfie__) | 85.94 | 98% | 2024-10-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |