So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9552. | mago (magomago) | 86.28 | 99% | 2016-02-13 |
| 9553. | fried fish (seventh77) | 86.28 | 98% | 2019-03-23 |
| 9554. | Jessy (jessy) | 86.28 | — | 2008-10-20 |
| 9555. | Tim (timwan) | 86.27 | 92% | 2013-02-24 |
| 9556. | susto (susto) | 86.27 | — | 2010-08-05 |
| 9557. | x (derpzz) | 86.27 | 92% | 2017-04-15 |
| 9558. | Orion (orionsolaris) | 86.26 | 97.8% | 2023-08-18 |
| 9559. | 🙃 (asdf2321) | 86.26 | 97% | 2021-03-29 |
| 9560. | UNSALEK #7379 discord (unsa... | 86.26 | 95% | 2023-01-27 |
| 9561. | S (leamas) | 86.26 | — | 2009-03-24 |
| 9562. | Ken (i_eat_lights) | 86.26 | 98% | 2019-05-16 |
| 9563. | Colin (colin234) | 86.25 | 97% | 2019-01-21 |
| 9564. | Name (needevidence) | 86.25 | 95.7% | 2021-02-14 |
| 9565. | Mark (hikchoi) | 86.25 | 97% | 2019-05-06 |
| 9566. | Andrew (imccann) | 86.25 | 97% | 2020-06-01 |
| 9567. | Dan (plagueis) | 86.25 | 92% | 2016-12-03 |
| 9568. | Sun (headedead) | 86.24 | 96% | 2021-11-24 |
| 9569. | Jordan (js_jordan) | 86.24 | 96% | 2023-02-07 |
| 9570. | Speedy (monstershack) | 86.24 | 98% | 2022-01-28 |
| 9571. | clux (clux) | 86.24 | 94% | 2011-09-16 |
| 9572. | jcm (jan500) | 86.24 | 99% | 2015-11-29 |
| 9573. | Jerm (professional_keyboard... | 86.24 | 97.7% | 2023-10-24 |
| 9574. | christine (ccsisters) | 86.24 | 96% | 2022-11-09 |
| 9575. | [AhK] Jorge Luiz (santosjl22) | 86.24 | 98% | 2015-03-16 |
| 9576. | Ahmad (vectors_master) | 86.23 | 95.3% | 2023-09-08 |
| 9577. | Apple (samiryounan37) | 86.23 | 88% | 2012-04-03 |
| 9578. | Dyl (dylll) | 86.23 | 99% | 2011-06-08 |
| 9579. | SOAD (arindam26) | 86.23 | 95% | 2012-12-19 |
| 9580. | PicturingFrames (frame_abil... | 86.22 | 96% | 2021-12-19 |
| 9581. | wezzon (wezzon) | 86.22 | 95% | 2013-04-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |