And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 37012. | Le (legulit) | 46.25 | — | 2010-04-13 |
| 37013. | Bryson (bryson) | 46.25 | — | 2008-09-10 |
| 37014. | Angela (purplehalo3) | 46.25 | 89% | 2011-06-13 |
| 37015. | Lityu (lityu) | 46.25 | — | 2009-03-05 |
| 37016. | Ma (percy5418) | 46.24 | 95% | 2011-12-01 |
| 37017. | shrikant (pykone) | 46.24 | 93% | 2013-09-12 |
| 37018. | edmar (edmar001) | 46.23 | 89% | 2011-07-25 |
| 37019. | Agnes (lem123) | 46.23 | 95% | 2017-04-06 |
| 37020. | Rachhek (evildevil) | 46.23 | 95% | 2011-08-29 |
| 37021. | Spicy (spicysalchicha) | 46.21 | 91% | 2016-05-18 |
| 37022. | Chittaranjan pradhan (chitta) | 46.21 | 97% | 2023-09-03 |
| 37023. | Omar (ohatem) | 46.21 | 95% | 2020-11-07 |
| 37024. | Carlos (saturnino) | 46.21 | 96% | 2014-03-11 |
| 37025. | Angelo (angelostaana) | 46.21 | 89% | 2016-09-29 |
| 37026. | Kene (legendaryplayer) | 46.20 | 96% | 2022-12-05 |
| 37027. | Tonya (tonya) | 46.20 | — | 2009-06-24 |
| 37028. | Jeremiah (wetsock625) | 46.19 | 94% | 2021-10-30 |
| 37029. | cippuda (cippuda) | 46.19 | 96% | 2020-11-19 |
| 37030. | Monkeyfoam (monkeyfoam) | 46.19 | 97% | 2018-10-04 |
| 37031. | Zrotho (zrotho) | 46.18 | 96% | 2022-02-19 |
| 37032. | Sofia (sofia_anical) | 46.18 | 96% | 2022-03-01 |
| 37033. | Wakeat (wakeat) | 46.18 | 97% | 2019-09-20 |
| 37034. | Satyajit (sm2000) | 46.16 | 98% | 2021-06-18 |
| 37035. | Agathion (matux97) | 46.16 | 93% | 2017-10-20 |
| 37036. | Josh (joshindahood) | 46.15 | 95% | 2012-08-26 |
| 37037. | derrick (lewi0332) | 46.14 | 96% | 2021-11-01 |
| 37038. | Fyfe (zitwitcool) | 46.14 | 92% | 2022-04-02 |
| 37039. | Kenneth (barklan) | 46.14 | 97% | 2020-01-01 |
| 37040. | Michael (yetanother) | 46.14 | 94% | 2011-06-27 |
| 37041. | Hemanta (hemantakumar) | 46.13 | 95% | 2022-12-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |