See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5265. | goat (icantype_gud) | 97.11 | 99% | 2021-01-15 |
| 5266. | Felix (kognise) | 97.11 | 97.6% | 2021-02-07 |
| 5267. | Tach (apppple) | 97.10 | 98% | 2020-05-18 |
| 5268. | Bartłomiej (baryla69baryla69) | 97.10 | 98% | 2023-03-15 |
| 5269. | Mandem (madem) | 97.10 | 98% | 2022-06-03 |
| 5270. | John (molotov5) | 97.10 | 97% | 2022-06-10 |
| 5271. | Alexei (mrzantrax) | 97.10 | 96.5% | 2025-02-12 |
| 5272. | Philius (phi1ius) | 97.09 | 95% | 2025-03-04 |
| 5273. | Anthony (agl80) | 97.09 | 98.8% | 2023-10-11 |
| 5274. | storm (physically) | 97.08 | 98% | 2024-06-30 |
| 5275. | james (lejames23) | 97.08 | 100% | 2020-08-30 |
| 5276. | Ornstein (eliggett) | 97.08 | 98% | 2021-10-23 |
| 5277. | Cornelius (salibzz) | 97.08 | 99% | 2022-03-31 |
| 5278. | Manjrnm (manjrnm) | 97.08 | 98.5% | 2023-09-17 |
| 5279. | Mads (pythonmilk) | 97.08 | 97% | 2021-02-14 |
| 5280. | Peter (ch9cken) | 97.06 | 98% | 2022-02-21 |
| 5281. | CubixGamma (cubixgamma) | 97.05 | 98% | 2020-09-09 |
| 5282. | Theo (smuox) | 97.05 | 97.8% | 2024-07-14 |
| 5283. | Berosta (berosta) | 97.05 | 98% | 2023-03-06 |
| 5284. | Mongoabe (mongoabe) | 97.05 | 97% | 2019-08-20 |
| 5285. | Julian (juliansmile) | 97.04 | 99.2% | 2025-02-22 |
| 5286. | Cap_Halyard (preid123) | 97.03 | 98% | 2022-07-01 |
| 5287. | J-Money (jacobbeaudway) | 97.03 | 99% | 2022-12-09 |
| 5288. | aoeu (proportional) | 97.03 | 99% | 2021-01-12 |
| 5289. | KW (kiawa88) | 97.03 | 97% | 2019-06-12 |
| 5290. | Derrick (victoryx5) | 97.02 | 97% | 2022-06-06 |
| 5291. | Chatham (cala95) | 97.01 | 98% | 2021-05-24 |
| 5292. | Saiya (zenger23) | 97.00 | 98% | 2021-03-12 |
| 5293. | JohnsDog (johnsdog) | 97.00 | 96.9% | 2021-02-08 |
| 5294. | vazo (speedyboivazo) | 97.00 | 98% | 2020-12-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |