What? A swallow carrying a coconut? It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. Listen - in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
—from Monty Python and The Holy Grail, a movie by Terry Jones
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1559. | YESSIRski (gospodinfran) | 114.02 | 97% | 2022-04-09 |
| 1560. | Pardon (pardon99_) | 114.01 | 98% | 2018-05-31 |
| 1561. | gaymer (undyingfire) | 114.01 | — | 2009-04-20 |
| 1562. | Ben (benexclaimed) | 114.01 | — | 2008-08-15 |
| 1563. | Meep (meeeep) | 114.00 | 99% | 2019-02-19 |
| 1564. | behrouzii (behrouzii) | 114.00 | — | 2010-06-06 |
| 1565. | Uniju (uniju) | 113.97 | 99% | 2013-02-10 |
| 1566. | JL (jljljl) | 113.97 | 98% | 2014-05-04 |
| 1567. | sonik (drumaiscool) | 113.95 | 97% | 2022-08-10 |
| 1568. | 1 (lalabird3) | 113.95 | 97% | 2019-02-09 |
| 1569. | ok i don't have the patienc... | 113.95 | 97% | 2020-02-01 |
| 1570. | tebond (tebond) | 113.94 | 98% | 2021-11-09 |
| 1571. | Amelia (littlebighaha) | 113.94 | 97% | 2017-05-06 |
| 1572. | Andrew (screepahh) | 113.91 | 99% | 2011-08-26 |
| 1573. | MJ (mj970325) | 113.89 | 93% | 2014-04-08 |
| 1574. | for (forcherie) | 113.88 | 98% | 2023-09-03 |
| 1575. | Monica (belc0011) | 113.87 | 97% | 2011-11-25 |
| 1576. | Max (maxie35) | 113.87 | — | 2010-05-09 |
| 1577. | Long Dong (molokai) | 113.87 | 95% | 2011-10-18 |
| 1578. | Grimsoil (grimsoil) | 113.85 | — | 2010-01-18 |
| 1579. | Bill Tinn (tearsinrain) | 113.84 | 98% | 2021-12-27 |
| 1580. | Donna (raptress) | 113.84 | 97% | 2013-02-18 |
| 1581. | Gates (gatesisfilthy) | 113.84 | — | 2009-03-13 |
| 1582. | Badika (badika) | 113.84 | 95% | 2013-04-13 |
| 1583. | William (wburke94) | 113.82 | 98% | 2015-12-10 |
| 1584. | ★ (filco) | 113.82 | 99% | 2016-08-27 |
| 1585. | Ethel (aditus) | 113.80 | 98% | 2015-04-05 |
| 1586. | Thomas (theump) | 113.80 | 99% | 2012-12-06 |
| 1587. | bread (breadbubble) | 113.80 | 98% | 2018-07-28 |
| 1588. | ShaeIsSlow (shaeslow) | 113.77 | — | 2009-02-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 101,991 | 68.17 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 161 | 74.58 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 9 | 28.79 | February 15, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 65.09 | February 2, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 82.40 | August 31, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 71.12 | August 23, 2012 |
| Crow Middle High School | 1 | 33.58 | September 13, 2016 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |