Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3981. | Arief (noorganteng) | 68.84 | 96% | 2018-01-18 |
| 3982. | Amit (amitu7) | 68.84 | 98% | 2020-07-30 |
| 3983. | Michael (khel_diente) | 68.84 | 96% | 2017-08-26 |
| 3984. | i_love_stasik (i_love_stasik) | 68.81 | 97% | 2019-03-12 |
| 3985. | Elijah (foxyeli) | 68.81 | 94% | 2020-08-09 |
| 3986. | Haikal (haikal91) | 68.81 | 97% | 2017-10-08 |
| 3987. | George (azusername) | 68.78 | 95% | 2019-09-05 |
| 3988. | Type (cainvelasquez) | 68.78 | 96% | 2019-06-09 |
| 3989. | EerDick (eerdick) | 68.74 | 97% | 2018-03-14 |
| 3990. | Ashish (ashishsawale) | 68.74 | 97% | 2019-08-27 |
| 3991. | Kai (gigadelic) | 68.73 | 94% | 2020-09-18 |
| 3992. | Jack (manicman) | 68.73 | 94% | 2019-10-07 |
| 3993. | Smelly Cat (samhermingtonqu... | 68.73 | 97% | 2019-03-16 |
| 3994. | Edward (1934__) | 68.72 | 96% | 2019-05-05 |
| 3995. | Purple_love (purple_love_) | 68.72 | 99% | 2018-02-03 |
| 3996. | Edgey (tedge) | 68.71 | 94% | 2019-01-21 |
| 3997. | Marcus (mojojoe) | 68.70 | 97% | 2018-08-23 |
| 3998. | bart (barkhan) | 68.69 | 97% | 2018-12-06 |
| 3999. | Kingmurloc (kingmurloc) | 68.68 | 97% | 2020-10-21 |
| 4000. | Declan (decmz) | 68.68 | 97% | 2020-04-16 |
| 4001. | Kenyaaa~~~ (kenzaa) | 68.67 | 96% | 2020-03-26 |
| 4002. | Mihir (plibither8) | 68.66 | 97% | 2019-12-12 |
| 4003. | Xaviarxx (xaviarxx) | 68.65 | 96% | 2018-10-13 |
| 4004. | Lee (whaocool) | 68.65 | 97% | 2018-09-29 |
| 4005. | Zor-Pieu (peter00151) | 68.65 | 96% | 2019-05-08 |
| 4006. | Vincent (jvgcalites) | 68.64 | 96% | 2020-11-23 |
| 4007. | Jimmy (ricer_workman) | 68.64 | 95% | 2020-12-01 |
| 4008. | Neil (neilasplin) | 68.63 | 98% | 2017-09-25 |
| 4009. | henze (henze777) | 68.62 | 95% | 2018-11-30 |
| 4010. | Jason (zidea) | 68.62 | 97% | 2020-12-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |