The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24604. | Mahdi (mahdi_r) | 64.96 | 92% | 2015-02-22 |
| 24605. | 799 (khs4126428) | 64.95 | 94% | 2021-10-09 |
| 24606. | Akkmaharaj (akkmaharaj) | 64.95 | 95% | 2023-04-29 |
| 24607. | psk90 (piska_) | 64.95 | 93% | 2022-05-21 |
| 24608. | 7vision (visibility) | 64.95 | 99% | 2023-07-29 |
| 24609. | Marzooq (rmarzooqur) | 64.95 | 97% | 2022-06-23 |
| 24610. | Daniel (zwiebelmett) | 64.95 | 97% | 2021-04-05 |
| 24611. | Race (race_again) | 64.95 | — | 2011-03-26 |
| 24612. | Maria (lanfear337) | 64.95 | 94% | 2012-06-24 |
| 24613. | hari (h4ri_01@yahoo.com) | 64.94 | — | 2010-02-17 |
| 24614. | pms (pms011) | 64.94 | 96% | 2022-07-09 |
| 24615. | Michael (m1ch4el20) | 64.94 | 95% | 2017-10-18 |
| 24616. | Jake (jakegauvinn) | 64.94 | 95% | 2018-01-19 |
| 24617. | Shyam (shyambkn) | 64.94 | 95% | 2015-05-29 |
| 24618. | Amit (pyroboy) | 64.94 | 96% | 2015-05-17 |
| 24619. | morpeth (morpeth) | 64.94 | 90% | 2012-08-29 |
| 24620. | nothim (notperseus) | 64.93 | 96% | 2023-08-20 |
| 24621. | Long (longnguyenvu) | 64.93 | 95% | 2015-03-25 |
| 24622. | Sigma (mrsigma) | 64.93 | 94% | 2011-08-30 |
| 24623. | Mohnish (mohnish11) | 64.93 | 94% | 2016-02-03 |
| 24624. | Fufi (fufi25) | 64.93 | — | 2010-11-15 |
| 24625. | Le (badragon) | 64.93 | 97% | 2012-04-29 |
| 24626. | Joseph (heavybarrel) | 64.92 | 91% | 2015-02-23 |
| 24627. | Helia (helia77) | 64.92 | 93% | 2016-12-23 |
| 24628. | insomnia (dftkev) | 64.92 | 89% | 2016-07-13 |
| 24629. | sss (1whiteblack1) | 64.92 | 96% | 2023-04-27 |
| 24630. | Sujit (sujit2000) | 64.92 | 94.3% | 2021-02-12 |
| 24631. | Xavi (xavi) | 64.92 | — | 2008-11-28 |
| 24632. | PAWAN (pa_w_an) | 64.91 | 97% | 2023-05-22 |
| 24633. | Grzesiu (grzesiubonzo) | 64.91 | 97% | 2021-11-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |