As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
12849. | Pain (pain_i5) | 76.45 | 97% | 2022-06-16 |
12850. | Sonatry (danyannang) | 76.45 | 96% | 2016-02-10 |
12851. | Matthew (kelsier) | 76.45 | 95% | 2021-02-09 |
12852. | speeddemon (speeddemon9000) | 76.44 | 96.9% | 2023-10-22 |
12853. | Akira (akira1957) | 76.44 | 97% | 2018-04-26 |
12854. | Sofiyah (sofiyahr) | 76.43 | 95% | 2018-08-19 |
12855. | Luis Victor (anubis_9) | 76.43 | 98% | 2020-10-17 |
12856. | Felix (flexthag) | 76.42 | 98% | 2019-11-10 |
12857. | Roland (radambc) | 76.42 | 99% | 2023-03-07 |
12858. | atul (atulsingh) | 76.42 | 96% | 2018-10-17 |
12859. | Spiffy (spiffymooge) | 76.42 | 95% | 2015-10-16 |
12860. | tstats[uwnicke] (uwnicke) | 76.41 | 97.4% | 2021-02-17 |
12861. | jajangmeyon (kslime) | 76.41 | 96% | 2024-11-27 |
12862. | md (duom_1432) | 76.41 | 97% | 2022-03-05 |
12863. | Rohan (rps13) | 76.41 | 99% | 2021-01-28 |
12864. | Nick (nickus7) | 76.41 | 91% | 2017-05-28 |
12865. | Salman (4lv1) | 76.40 | 98% | 2022-05-31 |
12866. | Suleman (mohdsulemanhyd) | 76.40 | 94% | 2016-09-02 |
12867. | Noam (noamvb) | 76.39 | 96% | 2020-11-03 |
12868. | Brad (godspeed99) | 76.39 | 95% | 2021-01-09 |
12869. | Lmao1629 (lmao1629) | 76.39 | 98% | 2020-06-05 |
12870. | Sidharth (_ceres_) | 76.39 | 95.8% | 2024-09-08 |
12871. | andrei5 (mute_6) | 76.39 | 97% | 2021-01-22 |
12872. | ℱ𝔯𝔢𝔢𝔡𝔬𝔪... | 76.39 | 98% | 2019-08-18 |
12873. | Wilson (thewilson) | 76.39 | 98% | 2016-06-10 |
12874. | twitch.tv/dudeuter (dudeuter) | 76.39 | 92% | 2016-06-20 |
12875. | yooooo (kakarotssj) | 76.38 | 97% | 2021-10-18 |
12876. | Pierre (pierre1) | 76.38 | 98% | 2017-12-11 |
12877. | I'm Back (david3210) | 76.38 | 96% | 2015-08-26 |
12878. | Owen (opio2000) | 76.37 | 96% | 2016-03-28 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |