As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12477. | César (c3sar36) | 77.95 | 97% | 2021-11-29 |
| 12478. | Alex (greenday308) | 77.95 | 96% | 2017-10-27 |
| 12479. | Max (maxbro) | 77.95 | 97% | 2020-07-19 |
| 12480. | GMJack (gmjack) | 77.95 | 95% | 2015-08-14 |
| 12481. | Antti (rustling) | 77.95 | 96% | 2019-07-27 |
| 12482. | Keane (keane_sarasas) | 77.95 | 97% | 2017-11-01 |
| 12483. | Shuyu (stevenqi) | 77.95 | 93% | 2016-10-17 |
| 12484. | scribblemaniac (scribbleman... | 77.95 | 96% | 2015-07-28 |
| 12485. | Earl Jannsen (ejlb15) | 77.94 | 95.1% | 2025-02-21 |
| 12486. | Michael (lastobelus) | 77.94 | 98% | 2021-07-01 |
| 12487. | RedClown (redclown) | 77.94 | 95% | 2017-05-09 |
| 12488. | Rylan (moonraker505) | 77.93 | 96% | 2021-03-07 |
| 12489. | X (cadoot) | 77.93 | 96% | 2020-10-26 |
| 12490. | Tanner (ayytanner) | 77.93 | 98% | 2019-03-07 |
| 12491. | Christian (gimslongvir) | 77.93 | 90% | 2015-05-02 |
| 12492. | RyanNXD0120 (xuanduy1269) | 77.93 | 96.9% | 2021-01-30 |
| 12493. | David (davidkxsh) | 77.92 | 97% | 2019-05-31 |
| 12494. | Jerome (jerome_ctq) | 77.92 | 98% | 2021-04-14 |
| 12495. | Free-Palestine (mohammed_id... | 77.92 | 98% | 2023-12-28 |
| 12496. | Noah (mukyn) | 77.92 | 93% | 2015-09-16 |
| 12497. | Andrè (andrree) | 77.92 | 96% | 2022-12-05 |
| 12498. | Ryan (ryansutejaa) | 77.92 | 97% | 2021-07-23 |
| 12499. | Zach (zacuum) | 77.91 | 97% | 2022-01-01 |
| 12500. | damList (damanthm) | 77.91 | 98% | 2021-10-13 |
| 12501. | Harry (harrykawaiidesu) | 77.91 | 89% | 2017-02-13 |
| 12502. | lohn (lohnc) | 77.91 | 98% | 2020-09-23 |
| 12503. | Deez (mrhectic) | 77.90 | 95% | 2020-12-28 |
| 12504. | Jake (hero7785) | 77.90 | 96% | 2021-10-28 |
| 12505. | An (noswear999) | 77.90 | 96% | 2018-06-19 |
| 12506. | BladderMuffin (bladdermuffin) | 77.89 | 97% | 2019-11-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |