Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2804. | Ryan (limeade11578) | 73.01 | 98% | 2020-01-06 |
| 2805. | AJ (alquinso_) | 73.00 | 93% | 2020-09-26 |
| 2806. | Jay (jayhuang123) | 73.00 | 95% | 2017-11-03 |
| 2807. | Adrian (adriangat) | 72.98 | 97% | 2021-07-21 |
| 2808. | Adam (hades3k) | 72.98 | 98% | 2018-07-05 |
| 2809. | knattii (knattii) | 72.96 | 99% | 2020-03-27 |
| 2810. | Sam (samthemaam) | 72.96 | 97% | 2018-04-07 |
| 2811. | M (nazarene7) | 72.95 | 95% | 2018-04-19 |
| 2812. | Dylan (cherrycoke33) | 72.94 | 94% | 2019-11-09 |
| 2813. | Daniel (zdaniel02_) | 72.93 | 97% | 2019-01-25 |
| 2814. | Kevin (logia) | 72.91 | 96% | 2019-07-23 |
| 2815. | yosefxlr8 (vaniix_) | 72.91 | 96% | 2021-08-20 |
| 2816. | 5 Thousand Singles (milimo_... | 72.90 | 95% | 2021-07-18 |
| 2817. | Nice (crusherbg) | 72.89 | 95% | 2020-03-27 |
| 2818. | no (tempotutor) | 72.89 | 94% | 2020-04-25 |
| 2819. | Alex (arint) | 72.88 | 95% | 2019-12-13 |
| 2820. | mogh (mogh) | 72.86 | 96% | 2020-08-17 |
| 2821. | masterjabzz25 (masterjabzz25) | 72.86 | 97% | 2018-06-20 |
| 2822. | Julian (juliansmile) | 72.86 | 97% | 2018-08-04 |
| 2823. | Bartłomiej (baryla69baryla69) | 72.85 | 96% | 2020-08-06 |
| 2824. | Alexander (dwarfking1) | 72.84 | 96% | 2019-11-21 |
| 2825. | ʞunɯz (zmunk) | 72.84 | 98% | 2017-08-31 |
| 2826. | Bruce (sanndwich) | 72.83 | 97% | 2017-10-10 |
| 2827. | atta (jombangrawalele) | 72.82 | 94% | 2018-09-28 |
| 2828. | Ivan (agrus) | 72.82 | 96% | 2019-11-09 |
| 2829. | Jarrod (jandojanderson) | 72.81 | 95% | 2020-10-16 |
| 2830. | Lukas (dundis3000) | 72.81 | 96% | 2020-10-21 |
| 2831. | A (jllkii123) | 72.81 | 98% | 2021-07-22 |
| 2832. | Floopy (floopy__) | 72.81 | 94% | 2020-11-03 |
| 2833. | Veer (the_veer) | 72.78 | 97% | 2020-03-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |