I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9926. | Kevin (windn6) | 88.59 | 94% | 2021-03-27 |
| 9927. | ASIAN47 (asian47) | 88.59 | 94% | 2022-01-29 |
| 9928. | Janc (psyy1234) | 88.59 | 99% | 2022-01-05 |
| 9929. | ilias (iliasnik21) | 88.58 | 97% | 2021-10-29 |
| 9930. | tstats[rebecca_annn] (rebec... | 88.58 | 99% | 2017-08-31 |
| 9931. | Josue (jrios777) | 88.58 | 97.7% | 2021-02-23 |
| 9932. | Nyiela (ncs1020) | 88.57 | 99% | 2022-12-27 |
| 9933. | Sambam (sambamsami) | 88.57 | 97% | 2023-06-22 |
| 9934. | Goldey (goldey) | 88.57 | 99% | 2023-02-09 |
| 9935. | Haung (zeropower) | 88.57 | 98% | 2019-02-13 |
| 9936. | Brett (typechief) | 88.57 | 90% | 2017-01-26 |
| 9937. | Marcy (izliando) | 88.56 | 98.8% | 2023-11-20 |
| 9938. | binaypau (binaypau) | 88.56 | 99% | 2023-04-12 |
| 9939. | Slow_AF (flaming_gladius) | 88.56 | 97.6% | 2023-09-23 |
| 9940. | MemeTrump911 (memetrump911) | 88.55 | 96% | 2018-02-06 |
| 9941. | laZorbeamZ (lazorbeamz) | 88.55 | 96% | 2021-10-07 |
| 9942. | Eric (wangjangler) | 88.54 | 97% | 2021-11-26 |
| 9943. | mogh (mogh) | 88.54 | 97.8% | 2024-04-29 |
| 9944. | return NULL; (honor12) | 88.54 | 98% | 2023-07-23 |
| 9945. | Hurb (huoatnseuoatnshaoetnh... | 88.54 | 98% | 2021-02-01 |
| 9946. | Lycin (smokzzzgaming) | 88.53 | 97.6% | 2024-01-08 |
| 9947. | Angus (anguseinstein1) | 88.53 | 97% | 2022-03-13 |
| 9948. | Vbee (vb33) | 88.53 | 97% | 2021-09-21 |
| 9949. | Lord Kuro (lordkuro) | 88.52 | 99% | 2021-08-18 |
| 9950. | jesse (catdog9000) | 88.51 | 94.6% | 2024-03-30 |
| 9951. | Vitaliy (rey1) | 88.51 | 97% | 2017-03-29 |
| 9952. | Kyle (mrkylee) | 88.51 | 96% | 2017-02-27 |
| 9953. | Mikrit (mickey035) | 88.50 | 97% | 2020-07-23 |
| 9954. | ilovekiffy (ilovekiffy) | 88.50 | 97% | 2024-04-15 |
| 9955. | Loma (pbaloma) | 88.50 | 98% | 2017-06-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |