What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
—from The Office, a movie by Ricky Gervais
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| 1315. | CoveredInBees (coveredinbees) | 83.69 | 98% | 2020-10-25 |
| 1316. | Om3G4 (om3g4) | 83.68 | 96% | 2019-02-10 |
| 1317. | Sharon (sharontian) | 83.67 | 98% | 2018-04-09 |
| 1318. | Declan (mymumhitsme) | 83.62 | 96% | 2019-05-18 |
| 1319. | Pterygopalatine ganglion (i... | 83.61 | 97% | 2020-12-11 |
| 1320. | (altrocality) | 83.57 | 96% | 2020-05-31 |
| 1321. | Kostas (orange_inc) | 83.57 | 95% | 2020-10-08 |
| 1322. | jordan (netero910) | 83.56 | 97% | 2019-03-29 |
| 1323. | Katie (katieni) | 83.54 | 97% | 2019-10-22 |
| 1324. | tehfatpanduh (kb47) | 83.53 | 96% | 2020-03-14 |
| 1325. | tsapi (tsapi) | 83.50 | 98% | 2020-04-20 |
| 1326. | Neithen (neithen_s) | 83.45 | 96% | 2020-07-19 |
| 1327. | DonTonberry (dontonberry) | 83.43 | 97% | 2020-10-16 |
| 1328. | Carrie (bccwjf7) | 83.43 | 99% | 2020-02-12 |
| 1329. | cortmarshal (cortmarshal) | 83.42 | 97% | 2020-10-19 |
| 1330. | michael (banane_1) | 83.42 | 95% | 2019-07-15 |
| 1331. | Spencer (spencermiles) | 83.40 | 98% | 2020-05-01 |
| 1332. | mogh (mogh) | 83.40 | 97% | 2018-09-24 |
| 1333. | Zorgot (zorgot) | 83.38 | 97% | 2019-09-28 |
| 1334. | Brandon (doommonky) | 83.36 | 97% | 2018-07-17 |
| 1335. | Will (awesomewill) | 83.34 | 95% | 2018-02-10 |
| 1336. | xena (scogx3281) | 83.32 | 95% | 2020-11-30 |
| 1337. | Isaac (dolemitesundae) | 83.30 | 98% | 2020-06-29 |
| 1338. | Ross (rossh) | 83.22 | 98% | 2020-08-12 |
| 1339. | Evan (decone) | 83.21 | 97% | 2020-11-13 |
| 1340. | anguelo (anguelo) | 83.21 | 98% | 2020-10-11 |
| 1341. | Omngineer (omnibro) | 83.19 | 98% | 2020-08-25 |
| 1342. | Kevin (logia) | 83.16 | 97% | 2020-03-18 |
| 1343. | Katie (klennon) | 83.15 | 96% | 2018-01-05 |
| 1344. | Nate (thebignate) | 83.08 | 97% | 2020-08-14 |
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| Default (English) | 3,581 | 96.81 | December 10, 2017 |
| New English Texts | 1 | 105.39 | May 28, 2022 |