I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9050. | Polovski (locluc) | 88.79 | 98.4% | 2025-02-22 |
| 9051. | Ɓritishyobro (britishyobro) | 88.79 | 97% | 2022-02-10 |
| 9052. | T^T (asylumchess) | 88.79 | 97% | 2018-04-26 |
| 9053. | Santy (ooboy) | 88.78 | 98.1% | 2024-05-08 |
| 9054. | jono (jonohubbard) | 88.78 | 98% | 2023-04-26 |
| 9055. | Genel Yazici (genelyazici) | 88.77 | 97.5% | 2025-05-01 |
| 9056. | Rift026 (rift026) | 88.77 | 96.5% | 2025-01-09 |
| 9057. | Zero (kaminari_zero) | 88.77 | 100% | 2023-07-05 |
| 9058. | sieng (masterchulia) | 88.77 | 96% | 2023-09-29 |
| 9059. | Xavier (rangicus) | 88.77 | 96% | 2017-09-27 |
| 9060. | jonjonbon (jonjonbon) | 88.77 | 97% | 2021-03-10 |
| 9061. | Trixie (fantoro) | 88.77 | 96% | 2019-02-02 |
| 9062. | Pablo (alannx) | 88.76 | 97% | 2020-02-15 |
| 9063. | Mbappe (kylian_mbappe) | 88.76 | 97.5% | 2023-08-22 |
| 9064. | James (jlightning) | 88.76 | 98% | 2021-12-24 |
| 9065. | FREE PALESTINE! (vitiligo) | 88.76 | 96.4% | 2024-02-20 |
| 9066. | ez (ez_keyz) | 88.75 | 96% | 2020-11-11 |
| 9067. | Daffa L (daluttt) | 88.75 | 95% | 2023-10-11 |
| 9068. | Blue Alps, baby! (model_m_k... | 88.75 | 97% | 2022-01-10 |
| 9069. | Dickson (dxn126) | 88.75 | 99% | 2018-09-27 |
| 9070. | Yaya (jostu) | 88.74 | 97% | 2022-12-01 |
| 9071. | Kesron (1122g08) | 88.74 | 96% | 2019-05-08 |
| 9072. | Ariaz (ariaz) | 88.74 | 98% | 2022-07-26 |
| 9073. | (singalong_monkey) | 88.74 | 98% | 2021-08-17 |
| 9074. | mr_b (bran024) | 88.73 | 98% | 2023-05-31 |
| 9075. | Luan (hungnn1094) | 88.73 | 98.7% | 2025-01-03 |
| 9076. | Laurenz (laurenzg) | 88.73 | 96% | 2021-06-28 |
| 9077. | jasc (sorok) | 88.73 | 97% | 2020-10-13 |
| 9078. | Steve (yolovo) | 88.73 | 97% | 2020-06-11 |
| 9079. | uu.u.u (shruuuu) | 88.73 | 97.5% | 2021-01-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |