I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8966. | Simon (zzarox) | 87.98 | 94% | 2016-03-16 |
| 8967. | Epickel (epickel) | 87.98 | 89% | 2016-04-27 |
| 8968. | Anthony (carllimcarl) | 87.97 | 93% | 2017-01-31 |
| 8969. | Zeyad Elsayed (zetypist) | 87.97 | 97% | 2024-05-26 |
| 8970. | LAO (legendoflaohan) | 87.97 | 99% | 2024-05-07 |
| 8971. | Petcham (petcham) | 87.97 | 98% | 2023-04-04 |
| 8972. | pigoon 🐷 (achristmascarl) | 87.97 | 97% | 2020-05-23 |
| 8973. | Marc (maroenzo) | 87.97 | 95% | 2020-11-26 |
| 8974. | ante (vilex) | 87.97 | 93% | 2017-01-02 |
| 8975. | Riki (schulzey) | 87.97 | 96% | 2015-11-25 |
| 8976. | laundromatt (austen_washer) | 87.96 | 97% | 2021-12-28 |
| 8977. | Zen (zencreepz) | 87.96 | 96% | 2021-08-17 |
| 8978. | Abylaikhan (ho1den) | 87.96 | 97% | 2022-09-02 |
| 8979. | JAYVOODOO (jayvoodoo) | 87.95 | 96% | 2016-07-18 |
| 8980. | favour (teempakguy) | 87.95 | 97% | 2022-11-10 |
| 8981. | Go (ploush) | 87.95 | 95% | 2017-05-25 |
| 8982. | Craig (clockworkcraig) | 87.94 | 97.4% | 2023-11-22 |
| 8983. | Aren (tl8xv) | 87.94 | 97% | 2022-04-08 |
| 8984. | Srijan (lego_11) | 87.94 | 97% | 2024-03-16 |
| 8985. | Blake (raccoonswoon) | 87.94 | 98% | 2023-01-08 |
| 8986. | Blue Alps, baby! (model_m_k... | 87.94 | 98% | 2022-07-01 |
| 8987. | biady (biadyy) | 87.94 | 95% | 2023-04-22 |
| 8988. | Long (longn5) | 87.94 | 95% | 2017-05-06 |
| 8989. | Osman (tracer_) | 87.94 | 96% | 2016-10-24 |
| 8990. | CatchMeIfUCan (nikpila05) | 87.94 | 96% | 2015-06-21 |
| 8991. | AhmedSalem (mrtempo) | 87.94 | 93% | 2016-09-21 |
| 8992. | adnan (adn_adn) | 87.94 | 97% | 2018-01-29 |
| 8993. | Monster (monster311) | 87.93 | 98% | 2025-01-04 |
| 8994. | notAtypist (totally_not) | 87.93 | 98% | 2022-10-09 |
| 8995. | rayra (rayra24) | 87.93 | 97% | 2016-05-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |