I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7011. | 3 wpm (fopdoodle127) | 98.42 | 98% | 2021-05-17 |
| 7012. | Pun (puntypes) | 98.42 | 98% | 2017-07-03 |
| 7013. | boopas (boopas) | 98.41 | 97% | 2025-09-16 |
| 7014. | svime (svime) | 98.41 | 85% | 2017-04-07 |
| 7015. | Yash (yashshingade28) | 98.41 | 97% | 2022-06-07 |
| 7016. | austin (0x13ba) | 98.41 | 98% | 2023-03-23 |
| 7017. | Tofu (aznmangotofu) | 98.41 | 100% | 2023-10-26 |
| 7018. | T.AU (pokl) | 98.40 | 97.7% | 2024-09-07 |
| 7019. | Turning 14 in 2 Weeks! (spe... | 98.40 | 97% | 2021-10-31 |
| 7020. | Liam (bangkokracer) | 98.40 | 99% | 2022-07-13 |
| 7021. | Enrique (zero_ortho) | 98.39 | 97% | 2018-06-28 |
| 7022. | Matthew (jave18) | 98.39 | 96.2% | 2021-02-17 |
| 7023. | Robert (rnschmidt) | 98.39 | 98% | 2021-04-29 |
| 7024. | b (chidoric) | 98.39 | 99% | 2021-01-20 |
| 7025. | skyeblu7 (skyeblu7) | 98.39 | 98% | 2023-02-05 |
| 7026. | Evan (decone) | 98.39 | 98% | 2021-01-19 |
| 7027. | GoombaBoomba (goombaboomba) | 98.38 | 97.6% | 2023-10-13 |
| 7028. | Mostafa (mo2802) | 98.38 | 98% | 2023-06-08 |
| 7029. | Eicy (eicymores) | 98.38 | 97.1% | 2024-08-09 |
| 7030. | ankit (ankitthegreat) | 98.37 | 99.4% | 2023-07-04 |
| 7031. | m3r8 (m3r8) | 98.37 | 99% | 2022-10-23 |
| 7032. | MrRubiksSC (mrrubikssc) | 98.37 | 99% | 2023-05-18 |
| 7033. | Eric (darkday87) | 98.37 | 98% | 2017-10-16 |
| 7034. | Donovan (donovanle) | 98.37 | 99% | 2021-11-24 |
| 7035. | Kieran (asianend) | 98.36 | 97.6% | 2025-04-22 |
| 7036. | Danish (danishamir) | 98.36 | 99% | 2020-11-17 |
| 7037. | Ashy (mrashy) | 98.36 | 98% | 2018-11-19 |
| 7038. | Andrew (epiandrew) | 98.35 | 98% | 2022-05-09 |
| 7039. | BOss (goldere) | 98.35 | 98% | 2021-01-04 |
| 7040. | Dickson (kldho2) | 98.35 | 96.7% | 2023-07-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |