I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11615. | tactics8805 (ntmtyper) | 85.03 | 97% | 2022-01-01 |
| 11616. | sony (ultraidiot) | 85.03 | 98% | 2020-12-09 |
| 11617. | Kalash (gekalash4791) | 85.03 | 98% | 2022-01-25 |
| 11618. | Ice (ice_relentless) | 85.02 | 96% | 2017-02-07 |
| 11619. | Mado (snakemasterbird) | 85.02 | 97% | 2022-12-06 |
| 11620. | Juicedit (juicedit) | 85.02 | 96% | 2021-12-01 |
| 11621. | Ryan (bigrr) | 85.01 | 96.6% | 2024-09-04 |
| 11622. | Stas (onixflip) | 85.01 | 98% | 2022-05-13 |
| 11623. | Arnaud (armatt) | 85.01 | 97% | 2021-10-22 |
| 11624. | Nikita (chervovn04) | 85.01 | 96% | 2022-10-15 |
| 11625. | Dylan (dirtygoats) | 85.01 | 97% | 2021-02-24 |
| 11626. | kayl (uncool_person) | 85.01 | 100% | 2018-10-27 |
| 11627. | Sammy (rennis) | 85.00 | 98% | 2020-03-11 |
| 11628. | John (ni22rr) | 85.00 | 99% | 2024-10-02 |
| 11629. | Sevenus (iduntuktr) | 85.00 | 98% | 2022-05-21 |
| 11630. | Camerron (camerron) | 85.00 | 98% | 2019-06-01 |
| 11631. | Mini (mnidn) | 84.99 | 98% | 2025-07-10 |
| 11632. | White (whitewolf04) | 84.99 | 97% | 2021-11-24 |
| 11633. | Haferet (haferet) | 84.99 | 96% | 2022-10-16 |
| 11634. | cody (ocdy1001) | 84.99 | 96% | 2022-02-20 |
| 11635. | Daniel (dakiza) | 84.98 | 97% | 2023-03-18 |
| 11636. | Rohan (rohbro) | 84.98 | 95% | 2021-01-25 |
| 11637. | John (thesaltyspatoon) | 84.98 | 99% | 2018-08-02 |
| 11638. | Vance (fuscia) | 84.97 | 100% | 2021-01-09 |
| 11639. | NonQuit Topre (cantera) | 84.97 | 94% | 2017-04-12 |
| 11640. | drew (aechh) | 84.96 | 99% | 2018-04-17 |
| 11641. | Ardit (xdardit19) | 84.96 | 94% | 2023-03-19 |
| 11642. | Stuipedd (stuipedd) | 84.96 | 97% | 2024-09-03 |
| 11643. | lightningxcookie (lightning... | 84.96 | 97.8% | 2021-03-01 |
| 11644. | i am the slowest typer in t... | 84.96 | 95% | 2020-11-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |