I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11508. | GoombaBoomba (goombaboomba) | 82.78 | 96% | 2023-09-04 |
| 11509. | Philip (piporace10) | 82.78 | 93% | 2015-06-24 |
| 11510. | Etesam (smogchalk) | 82.78 | 96% | 2021-05-10 |
| 11511. | Rocky (spookiestmeme) | 82.78 | 95% | 2020-11-21 |
| 11512. | KouTypin (kou_typingood) | 82.78 | 97% | 2016-08-21 |
| 11513. | tstats[er4_mike] (er4_mike) | 82.77 | 98% | 2023-01-04 |
| 11514. | Jef (jeffvmd) | 82.77 | 97.7% | 2025-04-02 |
| 11515. | Stabs (stabslive) | 82.77 | 95% | 2021-03-13 |
| 11516. | Harshal (bitbeast18) | 82.76 | 97% | 2022-02-20 |
| 11517. | cesiu (cesiu) | 82.76 | 98% | 2021-03-18 |
| 11518. | Mrityunjay (mrityunjay9) | 82.76 | 98% | 2016-03-11 |
| 11519. | ocramka (ocramka1) | 82.75 | 97% | 2023-02-20 |
| 11520. | GuyTypiero (guytypiero) | 82.75 | 96.6% | 2024-03-03 |
| 11521. | Turqy (turqyturq) | 82.75 | 96.5% | 2021-02-24 |
| 11522. | Kade (kinkade137) | 82.74 | 97% | 2019-07-20 |
| 11523. | Ploushz (ploushz) | 82.74 | 97% | 2021-04-18 |
| 11524. | Mini (mnidn) | 82.73 | 96% | 2025-07-09 |
| 11525. | sdds7667 (sdds7667) | 82.72 | 96.6% | 2024-09-07 |
| 11526. | Ethan (drizzy123_) | 82.72 | 98.4% | 2024-12-03 |
| 11527. | Annie (yourirregulartomboy) | 82.72 | 97% | 2023-07-11 |
| 11528. | greyb (greyb) | 82.71 | 97% | 2023-04-08 |
| 11529. | Yuvan (uvrayz) | 82.71 | 96% | 2017-08-03 |
| 11530. | \ (wozby) | 82.71 | 95% | 2015-05-06 |
| 11531. | SushiB0mber (hirakata7) | 82.70 | 93% | 2016-07-01 |
| 11532. | Reaper (reaper_123) | 82.70 | 96% | 2022-10-03 |
| 11533. | poopycock17 (luigi65536) | 82.70 | 98% | 2022-12-20 |
| 11534. | bryan (forzemi) | 82.70 | 97% | 2022-12-25 |
| 11535. | Kevin (keviniskevy) | 82.70 | 97% | 2021-09-25 |
| 11536. | Linfeng (llinfeng) | 82.70 | 90% | 2017-01-31 |
| 11537. | boocoo (boocoo) | 82.70 | 97% | 2022-09-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |