So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16363. | JoeRoX (joe1_aaa) | 74.27 | — | 2009-02-23 |
| 16364. | jonathan (cyberpsycho) | 74.26 | 94% | 2013-03-18 |
| 16365. | Stelister (stelister) | 74.25 | 97% | 2022-04-29 |
| 16366. | Carlos (regularcarlos) | 74.25 | 96% | 2023-04-24 |
| 16367. | Ebrahim (ebrahim354) | 74.25 | 97% | 2022-09-03 |
| 16368. | Lucas (lugier) | 74.25 | 97% | 2023-09-23 |
| 16369. | Ilya (defenderone) | 74.25 | 98% | 2022-06-23 |
| 16370. | Garrett (theenforcer) | 74.25 | 91% | 2014-07-10 |
| 16371. | Randall (rsr2) | 74.24 | 93% | 2014-04-21 |
| 16372. | Brian (mechbowler) | 74.24 | 96% | 2016-06-07 |
| 16373. | Slow_AF (flaming_gladius) | 74.24 | 96.3% | 2023-09-16 |
| 16374. | Joe (jych0) | 74.24 | 97% | 2021-07-30 |
| 16375. | Smajin (smajin) | 74.24 | 95% | 2016-11-09 |
| 16376. | Micha (derpeus) | 74.24 | 96.5% | 2023-08-25 |
| 16377. | Donian (donian) | 74.24 | 95% | 2016-06-15 |
| 16378. | Christi (chancellor) | 74.24 | — | 2010-03-14 |
| 16379. | Name (mr_121) | 74.23 | 97% | 2022-07-08 |
| 16380. | Antatia (bi0hazrd_522) | 74.23 | 96% | 2022-04-29 |
| 16381. | cliff (clifflee14281428) | 74.23 | 97% | 2022-06-03 |
| 16382. | Sushruth (punkin04) | 74.23 | 96% | 2023-08-11 |
| 16383. | Could be you (cycosniper) | 74.23 | 95.9% | 2021-01-30 |
| 16384. | jjpogi (jjpogi) | 74.23 | 94% | 2013-06-25 |
| 16385. | Mike (mjpetrie) | 74.23 | — | 2010-05-14 |
| 16386. | Jonas (jonasjul) | 74.23 | 96% | 2019-08-20 |
| 16387. | Matt (mattsman999) | 74.22 | 97% | 2022-12-16 |
| 16388. | Marco (leungtc20001124) | 74.22 | 96% | 2021-06-16 |
| 16389. | Petar (petarpele) | 74.22 | 95% | 2022-01-27 |
| 16390. | Krishna (krrish94) | 74.22 | 97% | 2015-12-30 |
| 16391. | Jo (joogawa) | 74.22 | 96% | 2011-11-28 |
| 16392. | Donatas (donatasp) | 74.22 | 97% | 2011-05-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |