See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7770. | noah (randylehey) | 87.78 | 97% | 2021-11-05 |
| 7771. | goodboy10058 (goodboy10058_) | 87.77 | 96.8% | 2025-01-09 |
| 7772. | Nils (snils) | 87.77 | 97% | 2022-03-19 |
| 7773. | Ronald (ron777) | 87.77 | 97% | 2019-10-15 |
| 7774. | Dankman (dedankman) | 87.77 | 98% | 2019-12-16 |
| 7775. | vc (vc07885) | 87.76 | 98% | 2022-04-01 |
| 7776. | Bethanoo (fuzomania) | 87.76 | 98% | 2022-04-03 |
| 7777. | bofa (xxx_bofa_xxx) | 87.76 | 98% | 2020-10-17 |
| 7778. | Eugene (eugeneteoh) | 87.76 | 96.9% | 2021-02-20 |
| 7779. | Björn (flackis04) | 87.75 | 98% | 2025-03-19 |
| 7780. | cheesus (cheesuscheeseman) | 87.75 | 97.4% | 2023-06-27 |
| 7781. | Aaron (biogence) | 87.75 | 96% | 2022-04-07 |
| 7782. | Johann (slugvibes) | 87.75 | 96.8% | 2023-10-09 |
| 7783. | chandara (chan92) | 87.74 | 96% | 2022-01-02 |
| 7784. | Vedant (vedant09) | 87.74 | 98% | 2023-01-30 |
| 7785. | Mark (maolson97) | 87.74 | 97% | 2022-07-11 |
| 7786. | Ben (kekkington) | 87.73 | 95% | 2019-12-17 |
| 7787. | Nishant (yaboinishnish) | 87.73 | 98% | 2020-08-23 |
| 7788. | Jermaine (mj_procuber) | 87.73 | 96% | 2022-08-28 |
| 7789. | ⠀ (fopdoodle) | 87.73 | 97% | 2020-08-22 |
| 7790. | Jard (dogspa) | 87.72 | 95.7% | 2021-02-14 |
| 7791. | Loading.... (xbooza) | 87.72 | 97% | 2025-05-25 |
| 7792. | Josiah (miitraa) | 87.72 | 96% | 2021-06-19 |
| 7793. | Ron (kenmastan) | 87.71 | 97% | 2021-03-31 |
| 7794. | Owen (codeo) | 87.70 | 96% | 2019-06-23 |
| 7795. | Mihkel (tikstiks) | 87.70 | 97% | 2021-09-27 |
| 7796. | Smokey (smokeytheoni) | 87.70 | 96% | 2022-05-26 |
| 7797. | Kenyaaa~~~ (kenzaa) | 87.70 | 97% | 2020-04-01 |
| 7798. | Aleksi (shassu) | 87.69 | 97% | 2024-09-03 |
| 7799. | Fluke (fever) | 87.69 | 97% | 2019-05-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |