So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18544. | YoLo (afflix_burns) | 70.34 | 96% | 2021-05-06 |
| 18545. | Mars (marsteen) | 70.34 | 99% | 2020-12-01 |
| 18546. | Khang (hophopkangaroo) | 70.34 | 98% | 2021-01-04 |
| 18547. | torachiyo (torachiyo) | 70.34 | 99% | 2011-06-19 |
| 18548. | Rain (saltwater) | 70.33 | 90% | 2016-12-01 |
| 18549. | lek (allexxlekk) | 70.33 | 97.7% | 2023-10-30 |
| 18550. | Joshua (jigglydorf) | 70.33 | 98% | 2018-02-05 |
| 18551. | Shea (sbryan1) | 70.33 | 96% | 2017-09-15 |
| 18552. | David (sweetswiss) | 70.33 | 97% | 2018-02-23 |
| 18553. | Mr.ThuPham (mr_thuphamthien) | 70.33 | — | 2010-03-25 |
| 18554. | Jack (detroitpistons16) | 70.33 | 93% | 2016-04-04 |
| 18555. | Raymond (awedragon) | 70.33 | 98% | 2018-08-14 |
| 18556. | 2xchop (2xchop) | 70.32 | 95% | 2022-10-21 |
| 18557. | Pete (callpete) | 70.32 | 98% | 2023-02-27 |
| 18558. | CrUzz (cruzz) | 70.32 | 95% | 2023-02-16 |
| 18559. | Holden (enelpriest) | 70.32 | 95% | 2016-12-12 |
| 18560. | Salem (slomy0010) | 70.31 | 97% | 2023-03-02 |
| 18561. | Josh (syztyqus) | 70.31 | 96% | 2021-06-12 |
| 18562. | JNeil! (miyapanget) | 70.31 | 90% | 2014-04-30 |
| 18563. | Hussain (malik1122) | 70.31 | 92% | 2015-05-30 |
| 18564. | youm (youm) | 70.31 | 97% | 2017-10-11 |
| 18565. | Lindsay (folkygal) | 70.31 | 95% | 2011-05-12 |
| 18566. | yea (yea23456) | 70.30 | 96% | 2023-02-01 |
| 18567. | Cullen (ctf011) | 70.30 | 98% | 2022-10-28 |
| 18568. | eeao (eeao) | 70.29 | 96% | 2021-05-12 |
| 18569. | gerachomp (gerachomp) | 70.29 | 98% | 2022-08-22 |
| 18570. | Phong (hphong) | 70.29 | — | 2009-12-02 |
| 18571. | Thinh (thinhtr) | 70.28 | 95% | 2021-09-04 |
| 18572. | jm (sirpricebeach) | 70.28 | 96% | 2021-11-12 |
| 18573. | Singing (singing_griffin) | 70.28 | 94% | 2017-02-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |