As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25714. | An (anladen) | 36.85 | 93% | 2021-03-11 |
| 25715. | diesbot (t0mbery) | 36.84 | 88% | 2016-07-19 |
| 25716. | Ducu (ducu) | 36.84 | 84% | 2016-03-20 |
| 25717. | Nishinoya-YU (omkar28) | 36.61 | 95% | 2022-10-06 |
| 25718. | Dexter (notundampeddex) | 36.60 | 94% | 2021-04-02 |
| 25719. | Angels (angels_dzn) | 36.56 | 92% | 2021-02-03 |
| 25720. | Bekboalt (bekbo_0) | 36.55 | 96% | 2022-02-19 |
| 25721. | Ralexy (itsxralexy) | 36.51 | 94% | 2022-02-18 |
| 25722. | ferrari2_0 (ferrari2_0) | 36.51 | 94.8% | 2023-10-17 |
| 25723. | Shakhawat Hossain (shakhawa... | 36.45 | 97% | 2023-01-19 |
| 25724. | Mohammad (mohammad_2002) | 36.41 | 96% | 2022-10-13 |
| 25725. | Shaurya (rya13) | 36.40 | 95% | 2021-02-10 |
| 25726. | taku (bell_aidan) | 36.37 | 92% | 2015-10-09 |
| 25727. | Ryan (poollion) | 36.36 | 93% | 2021-01-25 |
| 25728. | khalid Maow (kalio890) | 36.34 | 95% | 2023-06-27 |
| 25729. | Hasnain (makkii) | 36.31 | 93% | 2018-01-16 |
| 25730. | abhijeet (asabhijeet) | 36.29 | 95% | 2022-05-16 |
| 25731. | shika (miyamotomusashii) | 36.29 | 93% | 2023-08-21 |
| 25732. | ayam penyet (angeli432agiean) | 36.29 | 93% | 2016-07-22 |
| 25733. | telepanda (telepanda) | 36.26 | 94% | 2022-03-15 |
| 25734. | lewis (leiws) | 36.25 | 95% | 2022-04-30 |
| 25735. | Shunji (makky_s) | 36.23 | 91% | 2017-04-10 |
| 25736. | Atzac (atzac) | 36.22 | 97% | 2022-05-24 |
| 25737. | shavalli (shavalli) | 36.20 | 95% | 2021-07-23 |
| 25738. | cynr0t (cynr0t) | 36.20 | 82% | 2017-04-29 |
| 25739. | Marcus (marhil95) | 36.18 | 85% | 2015-04-28 |
| 25740. | HeeMi (shimhee_mi) | 36.18 | 94% | 2020-12-17 |
| 25741. | Sam (samag) | 36.15 | 93% | 2022-05-29 |
| 25742. | Des (destinn) | 36.15 | 93% | 2022-08-09 |
| 25743. | J E S T E R 18 (j_e_s_t_e_r... | 36.10 | 93% | 2023-02-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |